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I'm usually nice as hell so when a customer pisses me off, I get to go off with no repercussions because no one expects me to get real upset.
 

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It was late night and this old rich guy was buying an entertainment center. I was the last cashier so I was there talking with him and the my co-worker that was helping him. He was in the military then my co-worker asked him what he did... this cac said "Spook Intel" then did the :jawalrus:. I gave him the deathstare but I kept my professionalism. Until he left then I clocked out and just went home. fukk the retail life.
 

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It was late night and this old rich guy was buying an entertainment center. I was the last cashier so I was there talking with him and the my co-worker that was helping him. He was in the military then my co-worker asked him what he did... this cac said "Spook Intel" then did the :jawalrus:. I gave him the deathstare but I kept my professionalism. Until he left then I clocked out and just went home. fukk the retail life.

:duck:

What's even worse is you revealed yourself to be a retard during your ducktale

:sitdown:
 

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During my first year of college I worked at a CVS, which also sold liquor. Anyways, one day I was cashiering and it was a pretty quiet day and this dirtbag fagget I went to HS but never talked to walks in. He's walking up and down the aisles and Im like "what's he planning on stealing :beli: ." So he gets to the liquor section looks around like no ones watching him and puts a $1.99 bottle of Skol Vodka in his coat (the smallest one way on the left http://www.bartonbrands.com/skolvodka/largeprodshot.jpg ). My manager paged me on the front desk phone saying that he saw the kid pocket a bottle of vodka and has already called the police. So the kid starts walking around the store again trying not to act suspicious and as he's leaving I asked him "not buying anything today George? :smugfavre: ." Just as he walked outside the cops got their and asked him to empty his coat and pockets, he threw the bottle of Vodka in some bushes and tried running away but got caught right quick. And then to top it off he told the cops that he's 21, and they said something like "George we know youre no older than 19 you graduated high school last summer :sitdown: ." I was sitting behind the front desk :laff: Im not sure what ended up happening to him but how fukking dumb can one person be?
 

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Appreciate it fam. I stayed there longer than I thought because they had a program where you can go to a major university online and they would pay 60% your tuition. I got accepted to Texas A&M Commerce's business school online but they started to ask for more on their requirements to the point it wasnt worth it financially.

I'm one class from my AA and I'm going to apply to get in Sac State for Spring 2013. In the meantime, I've applied to a dozen places so I can get out before the ship sinks. There's a job in my career field I like that requires only an AA so I'll try to grab that and eat better for now. :smugdraper:

big box department stores are pretty much dying all over the place except maycs and low budget ones like marshalls, tj maxx etc.

sears is loing money hand over fist
 

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Appreciate it fam. I stayed there longer than I thought because they had a program where you can go to a major university online and they would pay 60% your tuition. I got accepted to Texas A&M Commerce's business school online but they started to ask for more on their requirements to the point it wasnt worth it financially.

I'm one class from my AA and I'm going to apply to get in Sac State for Spring 2013. In the meantime, I've applied to a dozen places so I can get out before the ship sinks. There's a job in my career field I like that requires only an AA so I'll try to grab that and eat better for now. :smugdraper:

Good shyt fam, I'm with a good company now, but I never get to comfortable..I know at anytime the big wigs can decide to get rid of my office/position..So I keep the resume polished, and keep a few friends with other companies to look out for me if anything happens.:win:
 

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i worked at dillards and this white lady came in once. i ask how she doin, anything she lookin for in particular, i'm ciroq if she need anything, you know your usual run down. now mind you its only 2 people on the floor at this time, me and this mexican chick who aint say shyt to her, aint acknowledge her, not a damn thing... we by the counter talkin and the lady come up with a shoe so i say "oh, you found somethin you like? :gladbron:" *reaches out for shoe*


this bytch pulled the shoe back when i reached talkin bout "actually i want her to help me :upsetfavre:" thats the maddest i ever got workin there. i wanted to spit in her shoes before she tried em on or some shyt but you cant do nothin like that and get away with it. ol girl wanted to give me the sale but i aint want her money after that. i dont regret that, but lookin back i wish i'd made a scene on her racist ass :pacspit:

Did she say it in a racist way? fukk dude how'd you keep your cool?

I have a lot from having worked at mcdonalds for a long time. I tried going back to that as a second job, but couldn't deal with the way some of them treat people. When it's your first job you don't know the difference but when you try going back to that shyt it's just :rudy:
 

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Did she say it in a racist way? fukk dude how'd you keep your cool?

I have a lot from having worked at mcdonalds for a long time. I tried going back to that as a second job, but couldn't deal with the way some of them treat people. When it's your first job you don't know the difference but when you try going back to that shyt it's just :rudy:

i aint know how to take that as anything but racist. i mean like i said the mexican girl hadnt even acknowledged her, its a mutual understandin there that when somebody else approaches a customer, that's "their" customer so nobody else will even bother foolin with em. but she wanted her help. honestly when it happened we were both shocked and looked at each other like :dwillhuh: and started talkin about it when we walked to the stockroom. thats where the anger set in. but even with that i dont think i wish i made a scene goin off on her ass, just grillin her about it. like "its somethin wrong with my help? why do you want her all of a sudden??? she aint said shyt to you, do you even know her name???" etc
 

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Years back I used to work stock at a popular appliance/electronics store, we got 10.50 an hour but we also worked off tips because we loaded tv's, dishwashers, stoves, air conditioners, etc..into peoples vehicles. It was real hard work, especially in the summer. Anyway my partner one afternoon was this whiteboy who I was mad cool with, we used to blaze L's on our break and all that. That day this seemingly nice white couple had bought a whole bunch of shyt, 2 32 inch TV's (this was back in the day, so it was those heay big back joints), a dishwasher, a stove, and I think 2 air conditioners. The whole time we were loading up their stuff this cac couple was mad friendly with both of us, and the male cac was being all chummy with me and even though I was like :usure: at first he eventually had me fooled and :krs: thinking we were about to get blessed with an ill tip cause it was obvious they had money. After we finished I turned around for a sec to wheel the empty boxes over to the other side of the lot and I noticed that the couple had got in their uhaul and left mad quick....so I was like to my man I was working with "yo, don't tell me those people stiffed us," and he was like "well they tried to stiff you, not me." Turns out they gave him a 50 dollar bill while I wasn't looking and told him to keep it for himself and not to split it with me :scusthov: I remember I wasn't mad at their racism, I was mad because they actually had me fooled thinking they were decent people. Anyway, that 50 bought us 3 dubs that day :smoker: so it was all good....still though, shyt was disgusting.
 

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WE HAD THIS MANAGER THAT WAS A REAL a$$hole AT KMART. SOME CUSTOMERS CAME IN ONE DAY WITH CROWBARS LOOKING FOR THIS NIKKA. THEY BROKE SOME SCREENS AND SHYT AND MADE A BUNCH OF NOISE. THIS bytch MADE ASS NIKKA MAKES A THE FASTEST 100 YARD DASH AND LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE CASH CAGE. WE LEFT HIS ASS IN THERE UNTIL CLOSE. WE WAS GONNA LEAVE HIM IN THERE TILL MORNING BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS AIR TIGHT.
 

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All I did was get blazed and work the register. Take an extended lunch and try to fukk bytches. Just stopped showing up and got another job. Was mad easy to get gigs back then.
 

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WE HAD THIS MANAGER THAT WAS A REAL a$$hole AT KMART. SOME CUSTOMERS CAME IN ONE DAY WITH CROWBARS LOOKING FOR THIS NIKKA. THEY BROKE SOME SCREENS AND SHYT AND MADE A BUNCH OF NOISE. THIS bytch MADE ASS NIKKA MAKES A THE FASTEST 100 YARD DASH AND LOCKED HIMSELF IN THE CASH CAGE. WE LEFT HIS ASS IN THERE UNTIL CLOSE. WE WAS GONNA LEAVE HIM IN THERE TILL MORNING BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS AIR TIGHT.

:wtf:

What city was this in? Funny story though, what happened to the people that came in with the crowbars?
 
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