Thinking on a toilet
Rookie
Just reply with a link to the #HOH thread and that's it
Side chick's boyfriend called me, left a voicemail and sent a text
- Thread starter Dusty Bake Activate
- Start date
Reginald Noble
Banned
"Wrong number" 
Jean toomer
Superstar
It's all shyts and giggles but life comes at you fast sometimes in unexpected ways.
Diondon
Thanks to the lawyers uh, I marbled the foyer
When I was a side dude we were NOT talking bout no damn boyfriendOur time was our time
And I dont blame OP for skirting on this fukk shyt
Reginald Noble
Banned
This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:
- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
- HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS
Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.
Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.
I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.
Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.
When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.
Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.
Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds - NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka
Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:
- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan
These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with.
Think I'm lying, you haven't been watching the news or peeping the youtube vids of countless young bloods in these states that have had frivolous accusations of babies pinned on them and they literally met the chick once, added her on FB, she hired a PI to get more intel on the dude and they served him a child support notice in the mail to an old addy - He never got it, statute of limitation passed. 2 years later state troopers come knocking on nikka window 2-3 states away talmbout you owe $3-5k in back child support pay up ASAP or we are extraditing you back to Jax 
IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016
He can't really think I'm gonna call him back.
Her either.
He bout to beat the curry out ya ass.
Dusty Bake Activate
Fukk your corny debates
Funny this is, I talked to her last night and she apologized to me for the whole situation. She told me how shecall who and for what
letting him use her iPad and how he went in her messages and how she understands me not wanting to talk to him.
She knows she's the one that has to handle that situation. But there are males in this thread still talking that "You need to man up and talk to him" shyt.
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VladTheImpaler
The Sensational Prince
u nervy
JetFueledThoughts
Superstar
This lame attempt to prove you get ass is pathetic..
This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:
- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
- HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS
Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.
Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.
I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.
Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.
When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.
Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.
Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds - NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka
Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:
- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan
These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with.
IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016
come on dude. this sh1t seems like it came straight out of the imaginary world of a dude that aint never got laid. like what? if u goto go through even a quarter of what you just posted, ur priorities in life are all types of screwed up.
breh in s. africa got ten side chick problems. 
Women claim holy man is a playboy!
By Mbali Dlungwana Wednesday, April 06, 2016 08:00
HE STANDS in front of his congregation, preaching the Word of God and encouraging them to follow the Lord’s will.
But female members of his flock at Richmond Farm near KwaMashu, KZN claim that after preaching, Pastor Mxolisi “Striker” Shange (33) changes into Casanova!
This comes after 10 young girls from the church alleged the Tower of Faith Ministry International pastor has been having secret love affairs with them.
Members of the congregation told Daily Sun they couldn’t believe the man they trusted with their salvation has been busy dating their daughters.
It is claimed the married pastor’s dirty secret was first revealed when two young girls fought over him a month ago.
A church member said she heard that the girls discovered through a friend that the pastor had been seeing both of them at the same time.
“One of the girls confronted the other and they got into big fight.”
The news spread and other girls allegedly came forward, claiming the pastor had also being seeing them, begging for their love.
The 10 girls claimed that the pastor’s advances began soon after the church was started two years ago. The church member said she decided to speak to other women from the church after her 22-year-old daughter told her she too had been involved with the pastor.
The women decided to confront the man at his house.
“He did not deny dating the girls. He admitted it in front of his wife. We have decided to leave his church for good,” she claimed.
A 22-year-old woman said the pastor was very romantic.
“He bought me gifts and took me out for lunch. He promised to take care of me and said I would be his second wife. I broke up with him after I found out he had another girlfriend,” she said.
Pastor Shange denied the allegations, but said they did not surprise him.
“I have been called a bad pastor by people who are against the good work that I do.
“Local pastors are jealous of my church because it’s always full. They’re spreading lies to lure my members away,” the pastor claimed.
His wife Samkelisiwe (25) said she was aware of the allegations. “But I trust my husband,” she said.
When the pastor was questioned about his romantic Whatsapp messages, he said he sent messages to the girl because she was going through a rough time in her life.
“I was comforting her. There was nothing more to it.”
Women claim holy man is a playboy!
Women claim holy man is a playboy!
By Mbali Dlungwana Wednesday, April 06, 2016 08:00
HE STANDS in front of his congregation, preaching the Word of God and encouraging them to follow the Lord’s will.
But female members of his flock at Richmond Farm near KwaMashu, KZN claim that after preaching, Pastor Mxolisi “Striker” Shange (33) changes into Casanova!
This comes after 10 young girls from the church alleged the Tower of Faith Ministry International pastor has been having secret love affairs with them.
Members of the congregation told Daily Sun they couldn’t believe the man they trusted with their salvation has been busy dating their daughters.
It is claimed the married pastor’s dirty secret was first revealed when two young girls fought over him a month ago.
A church member said she heard that the girls discovered through a friend that the pastor had been seeing both of them at the same time.
“One of the girls confronted the other and they got into big fight.”
The news spread and other girls allegedly came forward, claiming the pastor had also being seeing them, begging for their love.
The 10 girls claimed that the pastor’s advances began soon after the church was started two years ago. The church member said she decided to speak to other women from the church after her 22-year-old daughter told her she too had been involved with the pastor.
The women decided to confront the man at his house.
“He did not deny dating the girls. He admitted it in front of his wife. We have decided to leave his church for good,” she claimed.
A 22-year-old woman said the pastor was very romantic.
“He bought me gifts and took me out for lunch. He promised to take care of me and said I would be his second wife. I broke up with him after I found out he had another girlfriend,” she said.
Pastor Shange denied the allegations, but said they did not surprise him.
“I have been called a bad pastor by people who are against the good work that I do.
“Local pastors are jealous of my church because it’s always full. They’re spreading lies to lure my members away,” the pastor claimed.
His wife Samkelisiwe (25) said she was aware of the allegations. “But I trust my husband,” she said.
When the pastor was questioned about his romantic Whatsapp messages, he said he sent messages to the girl because she was going through a rough time in her life.
“I was comforting her. There was nothing more to it.”
Women claim holy man is a playboy!
this is so sad
