This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:
- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
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HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS
Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.
Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.
I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.
Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.
When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.
Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.
Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds -
NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka 
Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:
- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan
These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with.
Think I'm lying, you haven't been watching the news or peeping the youtube vids of countless young bloods in these states that have had frivolous accusations of babies pinned on them and they literally met the chick once, added her on FB, she hired a PI to get more intel on the dude and they served him a child support notice in the mail to an old addy - He never got it, statute of limitation passed. 2 years later state troopers come knocking on nikka window 2-3 states away talmbout you owe $3-5k in back child support pay up ASAP or we are extraditing you back to Jax
IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016
