Side chick's boyfriend called me, left a voicemail and sent a text

[Mr swag]

All this for some ass?

 

[Ain't That Something]

How lame a nikka you got to be to lose your bytch to some APU looking motherfukker

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Pleaae share whr this from?

No Idea homie, don't watch these movies.., but you can ask the OP.

 

[feelosofer]

This can't be life.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

My comment is in reference to nikkas on here that stay wanting easy p*ssy but don't want to understand the consequences that come along with it.

It is not my job to police another man's dikk but I am inclined to inform him of the risks associated with messing with these Women who are giving it up real easy and how to minimize the risks that come associated with that investment.

Nothing about what you said is realistic Bruh. This thread is about his side peice... Meaning he has a chick. No one in their right mind is gonna go to another state, buy another car, rent another place to live, buy burner phones, have someone in another country make illegal documentations, etc over a side peice.

If you go through that much trouble nikka just go find a streetwalker or massage parlor and fukk.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:

- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
- HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS

Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.

Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.

I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.

Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.

When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.

Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.

Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds - NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka

Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:

- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan

These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with. Think I'm lying, you haven't been watching the news or peeping the youtube vids of countless young bloods in these states that have had frivolous accusations of babies pinned on them and they literally met the chick once, added her on FB, she hired a PI to get more intel on the dude and they served him a child support notice in the mail to an old addy - He never got it, statute of limitation passed. 2 years later state troopers come knocking on nikka window 2-3 states away talmbout you owe $3-5k in back child support pay up ASAP or we are extraditing you back to Jax

IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016

Breh lemme save you some time, energy, and money...

Spoiler

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

If you were really paranoid you probably would shoul stop cheating with broke ghetto bytches then breh

Fixed that for you. Sound advice

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Breh lemme save you some time, energy, and money...

Spoiler

Nah I got him. I wanna help him out too

Spoiler

backpage.com

 

[Reginald Noble]

Breh lemme save you some time, energy, and money...

Spoiler

The over-simplification squad strikes again...

 

[Reginald Noble]

Nothing about what you said is realistic Bruh. This thread is about his side peice... Meaning he has a chick. No one in their right mind is gonna go to another state, buy another car, rent another place to live, buy burner phones, have someone in another country make illegal documentations, etc over a side peice.

If you go through that much trouble nikka just go find a streetwalker or massage parlor and fukk.

You just repeated what my philosophy already IS... (Read my sig)

The point is 90% of brehs want side puss but they don't want it in a transactional environment. If you're following these threads you'd already know this theme.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

The over-simplification squad strikes again...

So simple it just might work...

 

[Cynic]

I was tempted to add "We don't do that in Portsmouth " but I didn't want to make light of the situation.

GMB No losses

 

[Man]

Man dem a refer to demselves as "side guy / side man"



Guh easy y'all

"When I was a side guy..."

 

[ORDER_66]

This situation should answer that question for you.

You put yourself in this situation by fukking with her talking about it aint gon' stop just cause she got a man... Hey it's your funeral, the wages of sin is death. You cant even be respectful of another man in a relationship with a woman, so why should he be respectful of you if he finds you and shoots the fade?!!?

 

[#SOG_soldier]

This is why when dealing with side hoes and shyt:

- No legal name
- Do not drive in your own car
- Do not meet her at your spot let her know where you live, no facebook etc. use a burner phone number (Tracphone etc. that you buy anonymously at retail store in boomfukk, nowhere)
- HANDS DOWN BIGGEST THING: DO NOT INTRODUCE THE bytch TO YOUR FRIEND OR ANYONE YOU KNOW - IF YOU RUN INTO ANYBODY YOU KNOW INSTRUCT THEM TO ACT LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU - IF THEY DON'T - IMMEDIATELY DROP THE bytch SAME-DAY NO EXCEPTIONS

Leave as little info/intel about yourself as possible. Create a fake identity.

Your name is Jackson Briggs you are from Mississippi, you are a computer technician that repairs hardware for small businesses around the country.

I don't care what you got to do - Go the next state over, find a bytch that isn't mobile or intelligent. Just make fukkin sure if you got to go ghost you can do it.

Don't give no fukkin names addresses real phone numbers social media NOTHING. If you got to - Get a nikka in Nigeria or some CAC in Russia to create a fake online presence for you. Contact them thru a masked subhost or whatever the fukk you call it that masks your IP address and scrambles it. Get a referral for a guy that processes like hundreds of thousands of fake shyts a day and does it for a living.

When you get a ho - Get one from a liberal state. Absolutely do not fukk with a broad in a state where the child support system seeks out any man to recoup welfare losses. Stay away from states that have heavy welfare burdens. They will just want ANY man to get on the hook to recoup that money whether you the daddy or not.

Obviously use condoms - But you can't use hotels because they need a CC. Find motels that take cash or setup craigslist off the radar shyt that is cash and key only - NO ELECTRONIC WRITTEN COMMUNICATION.

Literally - In order to prevent getting trapped by some of these bytches you have to be almost entirely off the grid. Never use Uber, they track your entire trip with GPS for purposes of calculating how much you should pay. But the local police can request details potentially. Yall heard of the Apple battle with the feds - NEVER USE IPHONE IF YOU CREEPING nikka IT IS THE EASIEST MOST PREDICTABLE SYSTEM TO BREAK INTO FOR THE AUTHORITIES TO NAIL A BABY THAT IS NOT YOURS ON YOUR BLACK ASS nikka

Now a lot of yall may read this shyt and say this nikka crazy. It really depends where you live. If you need additional detail I have state by state guidelines especially for:

- Georgia
- Florida
- Indiana
- Michigan

These are states if you live in you have to be EXTRA careful on what type of Women you even interact with. Think I'm lying, you haven't been watching the news or peeping the youtube vids of countless young bloods in these states that have had frivolous accusations of babies pinned on them and they literally met the chick once, added her on FB, she hired a PI to get more intel on the dude and they served him a child support notice in the mail to an old addy - He never got it, statute of limitation passed. 2 years later state troopers come knocking on nikka window 2-3 states away talmbout you owe $3-5k in back child support pay up ASAP or we are extraditing you back to Jax

IT'S REAL OUT THERE AND BABY DADDY THE LEAST YOU GOT TO WORRY ABOUT, STOP DEALING WITH THESE AMATEUR HOES - READ MY SIG - ACCURATE AS OF APRIL 2016

Repped