Side Hustles That Require Minimal Effort

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Boring ass mutual funds, etfs, and real estate.

Simple shyt. VTI, some QQQ... etc...

Basically if you googled "what funds should I buy", just pick the top 5 that you see and that's me.

How much did you initially start with ?
 

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What the pay be? Do I gotta know tech, to do tech support?
Depends on how much your role supports but you need at least a basic understanding of computers, operating systems, internet browsers etc.

You can try and finesse it and learn on the fly but you will definitely be doing a lot of googling.
 

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NICE!!!! Gotta love it. Yeah I got into investing recently. They should be teaching this shyt in every grade level. Fukk Pythogoreas and slope intercept form. Let’s talk about the stock market!

that would put too much power into the people’s hands :francis:

imagine having that much leverage over the ceo’s of these evil conglomerates :wow:
 

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Boring ass mutual funds, etfs, and real estate.

Simple shyt. VTI, some QQQ... etc...

Basically if you googled "what funds should I buy", just pick the top 5 that you see and that's me.

Don’t you already have to have like 100k to make that much off dividends? How much did you start with?
 

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credit card churning is a pretty low effort side hustle if you travel regularly. if you're well organized it's like ten hours of work a year filling out forms and neurotically planning your future spending. the payoff's huge tho, my breh made over $40k last year cashing out points and getting groceries/gas for free until april, and that's just within one chase ecosystem. he convinced me to get back into it so last month i got my girl the amex platinum and ran it up buying high end machine parts and selling them at auction, that was like three hours of work total and got us 500k points which i value at $10k. the obvious downside is that you need to have high organic spending habits or it becomes a huge chore, whether that's worth it, ymmv.

flipping shyt like ps5s is also low effort, getting the highest possible return as fast as possible takes a lot of work but getting a moderate one is pretty easy. it comes with a lot more risk tho if the bottom of the market drops out.

drop shipping businesses are even lower effort but it's prolly pretty saturated by now. and i don't mean aliexpress, i'd only try this if you can start a biz drop shipping high ticket items which are only sold thru tightly locked down distributor channels.

oh, one of my brehs is a wedding officiant, he gets paid like $300 each time to file some paperwork and say the same speech :russ:
 

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Don’t you already have to have like 100k to make that much off dividends? How much did you start with?

:whoa:

That's not from dividends. I wish! :russ:

You need to have a fukkton of money to earn a living off dividends. Maybe in another 15 years I'll be there, but not today.

No, that's how much those assets appreciated over the year. That includes stocks, bonds, crypto, and real-estate. I think I only got maaaaaaaybe $6k in dividends last year, off a total $1.5 million in assets. Dividends are an endgame strategy.
 

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Signing people up for ppp loans. You get them 20k tell them your getting them 15k get you about 35 to 50 clients. Once they catch on leave town and rinse and repeat. Great part is you filed that shyt in their name and SSN. So the feds ain't looking for you.

And best of all tax free money.













:lolbron:
 

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Boring ass mutual funds, etfs, and real estate.

Simple shyt. VTI, some QQQ... etc...

Basically if you googled "what funds should I buy", just pick the top 5 that you see and that's me.

ETFs such as VTI, QQQ, VOO, SPY is straight easy money shooting fish in a barrel. Folks fukk up in stocks chasing individual stocks and stupid penny stocks. They wash out cause they don't know the risk. But if they just fukked with ETFs they would get a guaranteed 8 to 25% profit every year.
 

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Long-term diversified investing.

I earned ~$130k in 2021.
My assets earned ~ $370k in 2021.

Anyone else have a zero-effort side-hustle that grossed $370k last year?
im trying to build my way up to this. paying off all my debt first but still putting in money every week

I did the math and if i put the amount I'm paying in bills into just one ETF like VOO every month ....breh....:wow:


:patrice: minimalism sounds crazy until you actually do the math and see how much you're wasting on bullshyt like a fancy car. A lot of brehs could be millionaires at a young-ish age.
 

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ETFs such as VTI, QQQ, VOO, SPY is straight easy money shooting fish in a barrel. Folks fukk up in stocks chasing individual stocks and stupid penny stocks. They wash out cause they don't know the risk. But if they just fukked with ETFs they would get a guaranteed 8 to 25% profit every year.

@ the bolded, there's simply no better way to put it.

You're right about penny stocks too. I lost like... $64k on a penny stock last year... :mjcry: Edit: Which makes that $370k net increase even more impressive.

Brehs stay away from penny stocks. :mjgrin:
 

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I did the math and if i put the amount I'm paying in bills into just one ETF like VOO every month ....breh....:wow:


:patrice: minimalism sounds crazy until you actually do the math and see how much you're wasting on bullshyt like a fancy car. A lot of brehs could be millionaires at a young-ish age.

This is the motherfukking way.
 
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