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When his filthy cheating body is staring to draw flies and he's too heavy to drag to the car...so you have to travel damn near out of state to a hardware store that carries a large enough saw to cut through bone and muscle
That might not be your best option ma'am, if you've problems with lifting/dragging a body.:AU_CPG:

You'll need the following: -
-A Rubber Mallet.
-A Chisel, prerferably a flat one.
-A Hacksaw with a healthy amount of replaceable blades.
-And a regular handsaw.

If you can't lift the body, chances are you might do yourself an injury wielding a power tool sturdy enough to sever bone and sinew, plus unless you're going to be
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about it you run the risk of creating blood splatter that would mist and stick inconspicuously to your work area, an area I assume you won't be abandoning after the deed is done, which could prove damning if some gung ho detective decides to bring in a blood splatter expert or at the very least, swab for residue or employ the use of a black light to pick up substances that are there but naked to the human eye after cleaning.

The hacksaw is durable enough to break skin, cut muscle, severe tendons and sinew until it reaches deep enough to scrape bone. The flat edged chisel is sturdy enough to splinter and break bone clean and the rubber mallet doesn't give off the tell tale ping of a hammer hitting steel, so no nosy neighbours or looky loos being clued in as to what you're trying to accomplish.

The regular saw is big enough to saw through the second half of your surface area which reduces the need for you to have to maneuver the body since you aren't strong enough to place it on or in any sort of apparatus that would secure it while giving you access to either sides without having to shift or maneuver the body so often; a tiresome step for such an arduous task, both physically and mentally.

Your aim should be to separate the head and limbs from the torso since those are the main identifying marks used to make positive identities of missing persons, plus the torso is the bulk of the entire body and it's the most difficult thing to get rid of unless you're going to be extra diligent and cut it into cross sections to make the disposal that less conspicuous with smaller packages.

Also, Fingertips, teeth and hair. Chipped, clipped and burnt. No half measures:ufdup: Go with whatever god you believe in and best of luck to you.:ld:
 

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That might not be your best option ma'am, if you've problems with lifting/dragging a body.:AU_CPG:

You'll need the following: -
-A Rubber Mallet.
-A Chisel, prerferably a flat one.
-A Hacksaw with a healthy amount of replaceable blades.
-And a regular handsaw.

If you can't lift the body, chances are you might do yourself an injury wielding a power tool sturdy enough to sever bone and sinew, plus unless you're going to be
plastic-wrap-art.jpeg
about it you run the risk of creating blood splatter that would mist and stick inconspicuously to your work area, an area I assume you won't be abandoning after the deed is done, which could prove damning if some gung ho detective decides to bring in a blood splatter expert or at the very least, swab for residue or employ the use of a black light to pick up substances that are there but naked to the human eye after cleaning.

The hacksaw is durable enough to break skin, cut muscle, severe tendons and sinew until it reaches deep enough to scrape bone. The flat edged chisel is sturdy enough to splinter and break bone clean and the rubber mallet doesn't give off the tell tale ping of a hammer hitting steel, so no nosy neighbours or looky loos being clued in as to what you're trying to accomplish.

The regular saw is big enough to saw through the second half of your surface area which reduces the need for you to have to maneuver the body since you aren't strong enough to place it on or in any sort of apparatus that would secure it while giving you access to either sides without having to shift or maneuver the body so often; a tiresome step for such an arduous task, both physically and mentally.

Your aim should be to separate the head and limbs from the torso since those are the main identifying marks used to make positive identities of missing persons, plus the torso is the bulk of the entire body and it's the most difficult thing to get rid of unless you're going to be extra diligent and cut it into cross sections to make the disposal that less conspicuous with smaller packages.

Also, Fingertips, teeth and hair. Chipped, clipped and burnt. No half measures:ufdup: Go with whatever god you believe in and best of luck to you.:ld:
Wow thanks I'll try that lol the best I can do is grab him by his ankles and into the garage. He's starting to smell:scust: I have 2 fans and a couple ice packs I copped from McDonald's but idk how long that'll hold up.
 

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When his filthy cheating body is staring to draw flies and he's too heavy to drag to the car...so you have to travel damn near out of state to a hardware store that carries a large enough saw to cut through bone and muscle

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. ...

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Wow thanks I'll try that lol the best I can do is grab him by his ankles and into the garage. He's starting to smell:scust: I have 2 fans and a couple ice packs I copped from McDonald's but idk how long that'll hold up.

Fans blow the scent towards other areas, than's an invite for people to start investigating private or professionally (cops). Ice packs won't mask the scent, they'll just keep the decomposition process from going for a bit, depending on how much surface area the ice has on said corpse. At this point in time you want to invest in industrial grade cleaners to mask the scent while you go about disposing the body.

Cutting into decaying flesh is taxing, smelly and for most people, horrifying. Your job will not be easier and now you're pressed to get rid of the corpse before the aroma starts to find purchase in the roof and other fabrics of the location he's currently being held.

The only other makeshift solution you have at this point is to get a coffin. You've two options and both require you to to be frail, clueless but endearing.
You can contact a funeral home that specializes in cheap coffins for intimate home burials. Provided you didn't start the dismemberment process, the body should be intact, albeit smelling and they are ok with that since you're coming off as the weepy girlfriend who wanted to respect her dead boyfriend's wishes for a home burial, incase you require their assistance and they want to see the corpse.

The other's a bit more tricky and requires you to spend extra quid on purchasing a lead coffin that meets the maritime regulations for sea burials. This runs the risk of having a greater paper trial since sea burials are only allowed in certain locations in America, as well as having to enlist the help of others to lift it to and from the location of the body, but once he's inside, the source of the smell would be quelled from intensifying despite the already dominant odour which should still linger in said place, provided you didn't already attack it with the industrial cleaners. Also, it's best to see what documentation would be required to go about this, since the last thing you really need is a footprint for some try hard gumshoe to make his career on.

Dumping the body into a metal casket shouldn't be too hard and in this day and age I'm sure you can get whatever tool they use to seal it once the body is inside. Mexican workers hanging outside lumber yards looking for day works are perfect, silent dogsbodies to do all the heavy lifting in regards to the 'burial'. This is costly, but your life and freedom is on the line here.

There's the chemical route, brought back to popular consciousness A'la Breaking Bad, but the first method works like a charm, doesn't require any heavy lifting/money and I'm not entirely keen on raising suspicion as a civillian looking for said chemicals that can be used to potentially dissolve a body. Sodium Hydroxide works easier compared to Breaking Bad's Hydrochloric acid technique, but both chemicals will more than likely put you on a list of some sort if you're buying as a civilian who hasn't a license or a background in Science.

I won't even mention the Lime bit since John Wayne Gacy covered his victims in lime, in graves and they still stunk.:coffee:
May god guide your hand and the devil watch your back, ma'am.:AU_FCKRD:
 
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