signs of a dying/dead relationship

[Hagendas]

Late nite convos on the phone in the other room with door closed. Gets quiet when u wake up to go to the bathroom. Yikes

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

one word replies

They do that shyt so brazenly too

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

when i would rather finish her off with a toy than nut in the bytch just to get it over with

 

[DlAMONDZ]

When she gets fat, knows she's fat, complains about being fat, but does nothing about it

 

[the artist known az]

When I stop getting pissed off over shyt that pisses me off.

Not caring enough to argue.

Doing any and everything to not come home a second before you have to.

Making big plans/decisions without seeing what you on first.

When she gets a phone call and gets all cheery "Heeeeeeyyyy how's it going?"
When she stares at you without saying a word

 

[Da King]

@Big Boss

 

[Big Boss]

@Big Boss

It's over

 

[Sassy]

When she started wearing less and going out more.

 

[SheWantTheD]

When she wants to be friends, wants a break, tells you it's over and never contacts you ever again.

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

When his filthy cheating body is staring to draw flies and he's too heavy to drag to the car...so you have to travel damn near out of state to a hardware store that carries a large enough saw to cut through bone and muscle

That kinda crazy tells me that thang must fiyah.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

When I stop getting pissed off over shyt that pisses me off.


Not caring enough to argue.


Doing any and everything to not come home a second before you have to.


Making big plans/decisions without seeing what you on first.

ding ding ding

this is the biggest, easiest tell tale sign that women are tired of your ass

That's why i say off the wall shyt to my wife to make sure we still cool.

Me: "I'm tellin my sons to never ever get married"

*waits*

*waits*

*waits*




Her: "HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!

*goes to kitchen to fix me a tall glass of Simply Lemonade*

 

[Mowgli]

When she tries to get at you subliminally through carefully selected r&b songs








If she play this song punch her in her forehead. It's a wrap







How many times you gonna play that fukkin song. Turn that shyt off already damn

 

[Jimi Swagger]

When:
You come home unexpectedly on your lunch break and they are with someone else in your bed and sex towels/blankets are placed across the comforter to catch incriminating evidence.
They cook full course meals for themselves and stopped packing your lunch for work.
They've accepted a job position across country and you know only bc you asked about the Uhaul and movers out front.
They'd rather spoon with the pets.

 

[Thegospel]

That's not true lol. Coli always od'n

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

Nothing wrong with being on cell phones when you're just chilling in the crib. Me and my girl do that sometimes.

I don't let it become a habit though.

Shidd....cell phones got everyone addicted now