Silly ass injuries you had as a kid...

[TheNig]

As a parent of little ones now all of these stories make me cringe!

nikka I got kids too...

 

[Kokoro]

when i was in the 10th grade i jerked off 10 times in 1 day. my dikk hurt life a MF the next day and was the size of a raisin. i also couldn't get hard for 3 days.

What

 

[STVNTMAN]

8 yr old nikka with the shyts

I had an xacto knife and just stabbin a wooden block with it

I took my eyes off the block for one second and missed sumn serious

Blood was already rushin down my feet when I looked down

I ain't cry or nun was just in a state of shock and covered it up with a wet towel. I got the scar to this day

 

[tonyclifton]

As a parent of little ones now all of these stories make me cringe!

Naw breh you got it wrong.

I got two kids and they've fukked themselves up doing stupid shyt. Nothing crazy but just the. Doing dumb shyt like jumping on the couch etc etc

Let me learn. Obviously you don't want broken bones or serious shyt but you can't over protect them

 

[TheNig]

8 yr old nikka with the shyts

I had an xacto knife and just stabbin a wooden block with it

I took my eyes off the block for one second and missed sumn serious

Blood was already rushin down my feet when I looked down

I ain't cry or nun was just in a state of shock and covered it up with a wet towel. I got the scar to this day

So you really was with the shyts...

 

[TheNig]

Naw breh you got it wrong.

I got two kids and they've fukked themselves up doing stupid shyt. Nothing crazy but just the. Doing dumb shyt like jumping on the couch etc etc

Let me learn. Obviously you don't want broken bones or serious shyt but you can't over protect them

Gotta let em do their thang. I realized this when I caught my 4 yr old in a tree about a month ago.

 

[shutterguy]

Trying to stunt on a freestyle bike as a kid left with 2 big as holes in my right hand when I fell.

 

[Athenna]

Trying to grab something at the top of the closet and having a knife falling and almost cutting my little toe in half.
Walking with rubber sandals on a construction site, ending up with 3 rusty nails in one foot.

 

[Goonba]

I was jumping on the bed after my grandma told me not to and ended up busting my head open against her dresser.

Granny looked at me exactly like( ) too

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

I was 12. Walking home from the corner store. It was only maybe 2 and a half blocks from these hood ass apartments me and moms was staying in at the time. It started to rain and I was walking on the shoulder of the road (no sidewalk). I heard a big loud ass firetruck coming my direction so I stepped off onto the shoulder even more (which was unlevel), slipped on a rock and busted my ass, falling and trapping my right arm underneath myself, apparently breaking both main bones in your arm (can't remember the names). shyt was literally 6 months of recovery and like 3 different casts. Arm was sickly as fucc when I finally was "healed". All abnormal and smaller than the other one smh. shyt got back to normal tho

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

Anybody had broken bones or sprained ankles as a kid? I feel like we all had some dumb ass injuries as children.

Broke my hand falling off a merry-go-round when I was 7. Forced me to be left handed.

When I was 12, I was hit by a car and broke my hip. I split the area above my lip open as well as my chin. Got about 32 stitches. And I still have this scar on my stomach.

Suffered a concussion when I was 13. I was at football practice and I jumped up to get an INT. Came down on the back of my head. When I came down, everything went pitch black. I just remember coming down with the ball screaming, "I GOT IT COACH!!!" and staggered off the field.

Please add on.

You broke your hand, your hip, had 32 stitches and suffered a concussion by the time you was 13 breh

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

Kneeling on a glass portrait cutting my knee up in the process

Trying to ride my bike with no hands, tumbling in the process and get a gash on my chin where you could see the bone cause it was so deep

This same thing happened to me when I was like 8. Down a hill. Trying to impress these two sisters



I bled all over the back of my Gpa's 5.0 on the way to the hospital



We ain't never really had the same type of relationship after that

 

[Super Future Luther King Jr.]

Jumping on my grandparents bed with my cousin when we were about 5. She pushed me off and i hit my eye on the end post. Blood was everywhere. Eye had swollen up something serious.

Brother cut my ear when I was 8 and he was 5. We were playing barbershop with some scissors.

My cousin sprayed fukking Lysol in my eye when I was 11. bytch ass nikka ate my Hot Fries and try to lie about it. I hit him in face. He got up and started running so I took off after him. He made it to the kitchen table and picked that shyt up and sprayed the fukk outta my eyes.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

Rode my pogo stick down the drive way and fukked up the back of my head.
Football on the concrete left some big ass gashes on my knees

 

[num123]

Inch long splinter in my leg sliding down a rail
Had the sharp part of a metal fence almost go through my hand trying to jump it
had a hole in my forearm to the point i could see my fat and a little muscle after flying 30-40 feet off of my bike