Silly ass injuries you had as a kid...

[Reflected]

Silliest injury? I was riding my bike and kept hearing a clicking noise. I look down and notice a tack in my wheel, I pull it out and continue riding. Minutes later I go to make a left turn, my bike just stopped and like a dumbass I put my hand out to stop my fall. Wrecked the shyt out of my wrist. The summer had just started and I couldn't even hold a xbox controller.

 

[3rdLetter]

Riding bikes with a friend when I was a kid. The tread of my front tire linked with the tread of his back tire front of the bike went up in the air. result: broken left arm

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Me & my sister were playing a game. I would balance in her legs and she would launch me in the air. Well.... The last go around i flew up & out and I hit my head on the sharp corner on the furniture. My head my bleeding like crazy

 

[Rue]

LOL When i was little, i stole my little sisters pudding she chased me down the street, i floored, and had the hugest hole on my knee, it took months to heal

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

Fractured the bone in my hand that goes from the pinky knuckle to the wrist. Did it during hitting drills in football practice after I hit the ball carrier and slammed my fist into the ground after the tackle. My Dad and the hospital refused to believe that I didn't injure it while fighting so I spent time in the hospital being called a liar as well as a few weeks afterwards by my Dad and relatives during holidays that year...I got in a bunch of fights prior to that so the suspicion wasn't unwarranted but it was annoying with the injury and family members continually asking about details of the fight that didnt happen.

 

[CinnamonTequila]

1. Broken heel in an accident with a motorcycle (My foot got caught between the wheel spokes and the muffler, while the bike was still running).
2. Broken nose cause I fell from the side of a pool trampoline.
3. Broke a rib in a car accident.
4. Broke right arm cause I went down a hill with my roller skates.
5. Sprained wrist and injured knee cause I fell from a moving bus...

Those were all when I was less than 14 years old. After that I just suffer from public embarrassment cause my ass is always on the ground... I think I´m very clumsy...

 

[TheNig]

I think I was 6 when this happened...


Playing basketball with friends. The ball goes over to my Granny's neighbors' yard. I try to jump over her bushes and carved my leg open right down the middle. Didn't know the lady had barbed wire. Cried like a straight up bytch.

 

[TheNig]

3. Broke a rib in a car accident.

Friend of mines flew thru a windshield when he was younger. Cat lost all his front shyts.

5. Sprained wrist and injured knee cause I fell from a moving bus...

Why were you on a moving bus?

 

[CinnamonTequila]

Friend of mines flew thru a windshield when he was younger. Cat lost all his front shyts.




Why were you on a moving bus?

I was getting off the bus and the stupid driver put the bus on motion before I could completely get out... You can imagine the rest...

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Broke my pinky in gym class playing European handball

Just that sentence alone is

 

[eufemism]

Once I was in a hurry to get out of the car and I threw the car door to shut it


Problem is my ring finger was still in between the door when I shut it


I can still remember the metal of the door hitting the bone in my finger

 

[Free White & 21]

When i was 10 i broke my ankle shootin hoop on my milk crate basketball hoop.
I swatted the shyt outta my cousin but i landed wrong
I used to dance as a kid so even with my cast on i was still doin the running man and shyt
nikkas in my hood was callin me Crippled Hammer
I had my cast on for a month so when i finally got my cast off i had one dirty ass Fila and one clean one

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Hmmm...

14 months: Tumbled down staircase in walker. (Unknown damage)
2nd grade: 2 stitches in my forehead from running top speed into a wall. (Permanent damage.)
5th grade: Running wet gym....cracked back of head open. (Permanent damage.)
6th grade: Facial reconstruction, hit by a car, thrown 15 feet...landed on head/face. (Permanent damage.)
7th grade: cut fingertip off with double-edge razorblade. (Full recovery.)
20: Headfirst into parked car trunk, knocked out with concussion bonus. (Full recovery.)
20-23: Smoke blizzurrrrd: Slight brain damage. (Partial recovery.)