Simplify Movies With Simple Plot Descriptions

[Waka FICO Flamez]

End Watch- Cops with a happy ending.

 

[iamstr8fire]

Malcolm X - Your hands don't belong in his pockets do they breh?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Prometheus - Dying cripple trillionare puts life on Earth in danger after seeking out mans Creator for immortality.

 

[Brofato]

Lethal Weapon - Aging black cop partnered with crazy white man by his superiors in a plot to force him into early retirement. Property damage and insurance claims ensue.

Lethal Weapon 4 - Aging black cop still aging. Still too old for this shyt. Chris Rock's teeth.

 

[Filthy McNasty]

12 Angry Men - Jury fails to convict murderer.

 

[Knights89]

Farenheit 911- evidence of why Murrica has fallen behind

Belly-black version of Mean Streets

 

[Danie84]

Pee Wee's Big Adenture - Man Child looses his bike and goes on an amusement park odyssey to reclaim it

The Final Destination - Death has a wicked/cartoonish sense of humor

 

[Greenstrings]

A Time To Kill -

 

[storyteller]

Green Street Hooligans - An American who hates being American decides to try being European. He makes friends with Europeans by hanging out with a cool guy that fights other Europeans over soccer teams. The Europeans find out he's American and won't accept him. The American tries to regain acceptance by helping the Europeans fist fight over soccer teams. The cool guy dies. The American goes back to America but still pretends he's European.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Looper - Man tries to kill himself in an effort to keep himself from killing an individual that goes on to kill his wife in the future.

 

[luckyse7enz]

End Watch- Cops with a happy ending.

:deadcena:

Hancock - Superman is an alcoholic, Charlize Theron is a bytch.

Hancock- Powerful once-beloved black man is significantly weakened and nearly destroyed by his love for a white woman. Loosely based on the life of OJ Simpson.

Savages- Two young, successful businessmen experience the hardships of deciding to share that girl willingly.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Drag Me To Hell - Young blond jumps through hoops to avoid burning in eternal hell fire after following standard bank procedure.

 

[storyteller]

Hancock- Powerful once-beloved black man is significantly weakened and nearly destroyed by his love for a white woman. Loosely based on the life of OJ Simpson.

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You win that one...you win!

 

[Malik]

Avatar by James Cameron. You've seen it before.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

The Karate Kid (2010)- A neglectful single black mother flees to China (presumably to escape child protective services) and leaves said son in the hands of a severely lonesome and disturbed pedophile.