Siri, Cortana and Google Now are about to get raped

[Sad Bunny]

Cortana can do all that, and tell me how to make a sandwich (I'm actually not joking)
It doesn't do multiple questions at once, but it will (if I tell her) what food I put in the fridge
Then will tell me what I can make with the groceries I bought

I got the galaxy s6

Can I get cortana?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

This is fukkin nuts if it actually works as shown. But Google Now is Skynet...I don't ask it anything...swear it just knows what I have to do and can read my mind damn near.

Aww shyt, it's about to be Terminator frfr!! Sarah Connor where are you???

 

[joeychizzle]

Not yet. apparently they might/will be bringing it to iOS and Android as a standalone app later this year.

I got the galaxy s6

Can I get cortana?

 

[rapbeats]

Not yet. apparently they might/will be bringing it to iOS and Android as a standalone app later this year.

its already a standalone app (Beta) you have to get an invite to hop on it. put your bid in. i put mines in today.

got the generic email saying i'm on the waiting list for an invite.

 

[joeychizzle]

its already a standalone app (Beta) you have to get an invite to hop on it. put your bid in. i put mines in today.

got the generic email saying i'm on the waiting list for an invite.

good lookin out breh

 

[rapbeats]

good lookin out breh

went straight to google play store and downloaded the app. thats when it said request an invite or something like that. and it starts from there. unless you already have been invited and have a code

 

[beenz]

This is madnessssss

 

[joeychizzle]

 

[↓R↑LYB]

This is madnessssss

Didn't watch the whole video but google now does way more than answer questions. Its predictive in knowing where you are and you would posibbly be doing. I went on a trip to Orlando recently and my flight got delayed. Before I even got the email from the airport google now sent me a notification about the delayal and recalculated when I should leave to get to the airport on time.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Breh listen to this. I'm new to android ok this was maybe last month. I'm chilling with my wife waiting for my dad to get back so I can use his car. They get back but we're still on the stoop smoking.
I 'll looking in my phone Google cards this shyt says you owebyour credit card 2gs due date is .....WHAT THE fukk!! I haven't paid my credit card in months and I've only had this phone for maybe a month at this point so how the fukk did they know this.

Then my dad back for maybe 15 mins or so I check my phone and the Google cards is like your car is parked here and shows the point on my driveway


How the fukk did they know that????????? I love and understand technology I am studying computers now but I do not understand how they know this shyt????????????????

Google Now has access essenially to everything on your phone, including email and GPS. Its constantly polling your phone every half second to update where you are, what you're doing and where you're going. It can ready your emails to see when bills are due or if you have a package on the way. Its really creepy the amount of data Google has on us

 

[joeychizzle]

Didn't watch the whole video but google now does way more than answer questions. Its predictive in knowing where you are and you would posibbly be doing. I went on a trip to Orlando recently and my flight got delayed. Before I even got the email from the airport google now sent me a notification about the delayal and recalculated when I should leave to get to the airport on time.

I'm not prepared for this shyt brehs. I turned off Google Now cuz it was like some creepy ass Jarvis shyt. I'm gonna stick to googling shyt

 

[↓R↑LYB]

How would they know about my dad's car? I guess they looked through my email for the credit card bill but still even that how the fukk would they go thru ya mail and then say oh this nikka gotta pay his bill lemme tell him?? Shuts insane. The car thing though is impossible tho Idk how they would figure it out.


One thing they fail at though. They think my gym is my job they be like oh there's 5 mins of traffic leave for work early

Its not all that difficult breh. If you're car is going more than 10-15 mph its safe to assume you're driving. Once you're rate of speed decreases (then becomes stationary) its not difficult to make assumptions on where you are and what you're doing.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I'm not prepared for this shyt brehs. I turned off Google Now cuz it was like some creepy ass Jarvis shyt. I'm gonna stick to googling shyt

You missing out breh. At google IO they showed the next generation of google now. It now has the ability to read context. So if you get a text that says "do you want to go to go see San Andreas tomorrow @ 7pm?" Google now can tell you're talking about movie, bring up a link to to order the tickets and automaticly make an appointment in your calendar for 7pm

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

@ :54 the answer was Seattle Washington and the bytch said Washington DC



TRASH

The question was the population of the capital of the country where the space needle is located.

It got it right.

 

[Strapped]

Thanks joey