Six Reasons Why Men Are Avoiding Marriage

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Frustrated husband creates spreadsheet of wife's excuses for not having sex with him
The man compiled an Excel document showing a month's worth of his wife's responses to his requests for sex, which she then shared online

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/rela...ifes-excuses-for-not-having-sex-with-him.html

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If you want an active sex life Get Married Brehs :troll:

My ex's married friends were so busy with work (and would come home so tired) that they literally have a spreadsheet/calendar set up with designated dates for sex... And it's not even weekly, it's bi-weekly at the most frequent. Not joking. shyt is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. here's a guy who probably fell in love, and as a result all logic and reason exited his brain and he began thinking like a broad, imagining the fairy tale life where they'd complete each others sentences and have passionate love every day and go to sleep marinating in each others juices

instead he married a workaholic who he had to negotiate with to set "guaranteed" sex nights. like the thing he looks forward to is that little alert on your phone for upcoming appointments... and his is 10 minutes of missionary sex with his tired wife :scusthov:
 

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My ex's married friends were so busy with work (and would come home so tired) that they literally have a spreadsheet/calendar set up with designated dates for sex... And it's not even weekly, it's bi-weekly at the most frequent. Not joking. shyt is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. here's a guy who probably fell in love, and as a result all logic and reason exited his brain and he began thinking like a broad, imagining the fairy tale life where they'd complete each others sentences and have passionate love every day and go to sleep marinating in each others juices

instead he married a workaholic who he had to negotiate with to set "guaranteed" sex nights. like the thing he looks forward to is that little alert on your phone for upcoming appointments... and his is 10 minutes of missionary sex with his tired wife :scusthov:
My dikk won't be on a leash. You don't need energy to pay in your back.

That woman is going to have to accept divorce, or a side piece
 

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You know what...I said the same thing at 29.
Let me tell you...it only gets better!!! I'm making even more now!!
DO NOT GET MARRIED!!

As men, we only get better and more valuable as we get older (Unless we really F it up with something stupid)...while women age like milk.
Unless she's Oprah.

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Marriage is cool, unless you got a cheatin ass bytch and/or a drug addict.

It might be wrong, but I understand why married men kill their cheating wives. They gave up all this p*ssy and freedom out here by puttin their trust in you, and the stanky bytch goes and just disregards them punk ass vows.

The ones that REALLY make you snap are the ones that be like "oh u are too insecure! I would never cheat on you!", and you find out they been cheatin.

I'd strangle a bytch like that in their fukkin sleep.
 

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lol at not balling only on teh coli

and more than likely making that bread you'd have to pay alimony as well. Child support as well doesn't cover if he plays soccer, or piano lessons or even daycare.

and oh yeah child support goes past 18 being in college you can still be consider a dependant.

It's really not as much money as you think it is.

If you live in an expensive area, want a nice house, want to travel and have nice things, and if you have kids? Shiieett
 

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You know what...I said the same thing at 29.
Let me tell you...it only gets better!!! I'm making even more now!!
DO NOT GET MARRIED!!

As men, we only get better and more valuable as we get older (Unless we really F it up with something stupid)...while women age like milk.
Unless she's Oprah.
Yeah nothing more desirable than a 50 y/o man with a head full of grays wearing an outfit that's top and bottom are the same color. :russ:The lies you men tell yourselves. The better with age only applies until you hit your 40s. It's down hill from there buddy. Some men are lucky and make it to 50 but those are so few it's neglectable.:mjlol:
 

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It's really not as much money as you think it is.

If you live in an expensive area, want a nice house, want to travel and have nice things, and if you have kids? Shiieett

breh over 7k a month = 85k a year

your in the top quintile of all americans

only 1 in 5 households even break 100k
 

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Yeah nothing more desirable than a 50 y/o man with a head full of grays wearing an outfit that's top and bottom are the same color. :russ:The lies you men tell yourselves. The better with age only applies until you hit your 40s. It's down hill from there buddy. Some men are lucky and make it to 50 but those are so few it's neglectable.:mjlol:

:mjpls:

lets talk about 50 year old women oh wait lets not because they are invisible.
a 50 year old man can still pull a 37-45 year old withery woman if he desires
 

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Lol oh THAT'S your opinion of getting better, huh? Pulling 37 and 45 year olds? :pachaha:

I never said that if you noticed I said withery.

As long as I have my passport :blessed:

I'm going away next month just for 4 days costing me over 5 figures, see when your not saddled down with marriage or kids you can just do spur of the moment long weekend trips regardless of costs, one life to live brehette

now get up on that pole and make your dad proud harlot
 
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