"smart" condom: let's you record thrust speed and data

[LezJepzin]

Its all about the analytics

 

[BlackMajik]

Bruh u really just stole my thread lol

 

[bangbreh]

dikk thrusting competitions probably over on ESPN Japan as we speak.
Now y'all can track ya progress before hittin the big leagues

 

[Hijo de luna]

Condoms

 

[O.T.I.S.]

So do you log the stats onto your apple watch and can you post them on Facebook?


And I'm assuming it's water proof

 

[wire28]

 

[Steezy]

dikk analytics

 

[wire28]

analytics
for your dikk

just wait til the analytics nerds get a hold of this and ruin the game like they have professional sports

yeah he had her tap out in 2 minutes but his BWAF is a paltry .378 and his DDIF is a pedestrian .772


@The Taxman gonna change the game with this innovation @Regular_P

 

[BlackAchilles]

Brave New World

 

[Rozay Oro]

Waste of research money

 

[TNOT]

it's lit

Sport fukking. For real

Don't get that bad dikk report tho.

Brehs go be streaming real live stats while stroking

"I hit my PR on yo baby mama . what!!"

What a time to be alive

 

[Demon]

nikkas gonna be stealing your dikk pics to send to thots online AND your dikk data to send to hoes

 

[lowkey0z]

just imagine the dumb shyt chicks are gonna be putting up if this blows up:

"you're only fukkin' at 6 meters per second? not my type "

 

[Two Stacks]

 

[newworldafro]

So do you log the stats onto your apple watch and can you post them on Facebook?


And I'm assuming it's water proof

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