"smart" condom: let's you record thrust speed and data

[O.T.I.S.]

@The Taxman

What if it reports length and girth too? You gonna hack the database?

 

[BlackDynamite310]

Ain't wore a condom since the last laker championship. Would try it for a week along just to see and compare my liquor stroke vs my weed stroke vs my sober stroke and make some adjustments

 

[lowkey0z]

Ain't wore a condom since the last laker championship

 

[Nymbus]

Women crunching the raw data to see if he meets the min. requirements be like

walking down the street with the app open eyeballing nikkas like

 

[newworldafro]

walking down the street with the app open eyeballing nikkas like

Holy shiit........

Shiit gone be a like a Black Mirror episode.

just wait til the analytics nerds get a hold of this and ruin the game like they have professional sports

yeah he had her tap out in 2 minutes but his BWAF is a paltry .378 and his DDIF is a pedestrian .772


@The Taxman gonna change the game with this innovation @Regular_P

Oh shiiit......
Jokers gone have playing cards/business cards...

 

[Renkz]

walking down the street with the app open eyeballing nikkas like

So do you log the stats onto your apple watch and can you post them on Facebook?


And I'm assuming it's water proof

 

[Larry Lambo]

They should put something in that does analytics on the kitty as well (tightness, moisture, temperature)

 

[Amsterdayumn]

I call April 1st

 

[Black]

Lol at a condom with a USB port

 

[-DMP-]

Man when they gonna make a condom that actually feels good.

 

[newworldafro]

Market for amart condoms gone increase if women like this are taken serious Chick on twitter says men not focusing on making women cum is rape