Smash Or Pass: Phat Ass Latina Midget Edition
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Who the fukk wouldn't? I'd fukk her for the novelty alone but she's actually bad unlike most of the midgets with them deformed looking faces.
On the real....that looks like some fun right there. I would have no problems approaching her at the bar, kneel down on one knee, buy her a drink, brush her hair out of her face because she's holding the cup with two hands and she can't do it, spit game to her, then tell her we heading to my place.
Then I'd carry her like I was Ray Rice and she was Jana.....a football out of the bar (it's crowded, don't want her to get hurt), hop in my car making sure she sits in the back because she doesn't meet the required height requirements for the front seat (a nikka like me follows the law), then its off to my place for the weirdest and most call-my-boys-up-after-she-leaves-because-they-won't-believe-this-shyt fukking I'd ever have.
Of course, I would record it and show everybody, all day, all the time.
I'm just now reading this. Bruh, you put a lot of thought into that, lol.
Richard Ayoade
African European.
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