Smashing Jumpoffs @ Your Place...

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I made this mistake once when I was a young nikka at 23. I used to fukk this lightskinned broad at my apartment on the regular. Then one day she snapped and turned crazy while I was driving and tried to jump out of my car on I-65 :damn:
After that I cut the chick off thinking I was ok :whew:
Two weeks later this bytch done moved into my apartment complex :huhldup:
Crazy bytch used to bang on my door at all times of the night, but i was too shook to answer :lupe:
Leaving me voicemails sayin "Fool i know your home, I see you moving around" :whoa:
A nikka had to park my car two blocks away like I was hiding from the repo man or some shyt :unclecharles:
Then one morning I was leaving for work at 06:00 a.m. and this bytch was just standing on my stairwell waiting for me :daniels:
I screamed like a little bytch :snoop: I told her i was gonna take out a restraining order on her if she didnt leave me alone...
Never heard from her since..
Never again brehs :birdman:

And don't even let me get started on the jumpoff i messed with who tried to have her babydaddy merc me :lupe:

This post almost got me fired breh :pachaha:
 

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LMAO u obviously don't be fukkin bytches like that bro. BUT FOR THE RECORD, i live in a gated community in a very wealthy area of florida. Its not that easy, 90% of these hoes be broke, i messed wit two chicks who worked at a hospital this year, the others either had no job or somethin minimum wage. Have you been to a night club? do you use any social networking sites? Just go out and get some kind of pu**y these women are broke, 90% have kids, 90% don't have a car, 50% don't have there own place to stay, and thats just the reality of it. All those women with a "career" aren't out in the dating scene like that really, they tend to f*ck wit dudes who are already close to their field or work. I have yet to meet a chick with a degree at a michgan or florida night club LOL.

:heh: nikka my girlfriend is 24, just got her masters, has 0 student loan debt, and is closing on her condo this year. My ex was in corporate finance, pushed a Porsche Cayenne that she bought cash, and bought her house at 22. My 3 previous jumpoffs all had college degrees, their own cars, and their own place to live. The 2 last broads I met 1 was a pharmacist making 90k/yr and the other was an IT consultant. All these chicks had all of their own shyt.

Again, it sounds like you enjoy dealing with broke bytches because they're impressed by you having a car and an apartment. I have no desire to fukk with chicks who have nothing to lose from getting me robbed or shot. There's plenty of middle to upper middle class chicks out here who got shyt going on for themselves. I'm 30 years old, and I can honestly say I've never dated a chick who didn't have her own car, money, and place to stay. NEVER

And please don't try to put extras on it breh, do you live in a gated community, or are you renting an apartment that happens to have a gate in the front :comeon:
 

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:heh: nikka my girlfriend is 24, just got her masters, has 0 student loan debt, and is closing on her condo this year. My ex was in corporate finance, pushed a Porsche Cayenne that she bought cash, and bought her house at 22. My 3 previous jumpoffs all had college degrees, their own cars, and their own place to live. The 2 last broads I met 1 was a pharmacist making 90k/yr and the other was an IT consultant. All these chicks had all of their own shyt.

Again, it sounds like you enjoy dealing with broke bytches because they're impressed by you having a car and an apartment. I have no desire to fukk with chicks who have nothing to lose from getting me robbed or shot. There's plenty of middle to upper middle class chicks out here who got shyt going on for themselves. I'm 30 years old, and I can honestly say I've never dated a chick who didn't have her own car, money, and place to stay. NEVER

And please don't try to put extras on it breh, do you live in a gated community, or are you renting an apartment that happens to have a gate in the front :comeon:

LOL i do alright for myself, i make about 60-100k per year, YES i have a condo in a gated community, majority old folks live here with about 1% being in my age bracket 22-26. I have no clue where you are meeting these women but good for you if you are finding only successful woman that want to have sex. :salute:
 

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I still wouldn't want that person knowing where I lived but I'm a female.

I had a dude come to my house DRUNK banging on my door in the middle of the night. I was hiding like he was damn Jehovah's witness, :merchant: look the whole time until he left...fukking 20 mins later. NEVER again. I haven't shared where I lived since then. Sad/best/worst part was that we never even had sex. Just kicked at my crib a few times. I cooked dinner and shyt and all that but I avoided dude from then on.

oh man the one time i regretted letting a jump know where i live was also the last chick i ever messed with from myspace and also the last chick i messed with before i met my current gf...but this chick she seemed decent..but after a month her facade cracked...turned out to be nothing more than a serious lush...showed up at my door sometime after 12:30 on a tuesday or wednesday night after she sent me a booty call text..fukked up...we hadn't fukked yet and i thought it would be a quick 10-15 mins in the p*ssy then both of us pass out...i was not in the mindset or the mood to handle a drunk...she was loud and could barely stay on her feet...after smoking a cigarette she came inside and went into the bathroom..in there for like 20 mins..i asked if she was ok...no answer so i opened the door and the bytch fell off the toilet, panties down, with her ass in the air..knocked out :what:..at this point i didn't want to hit that anymore..shyt i wanted her out of my spot :damn:..i went to bed and she eventually came to a little later and passed out next to me...reeking of booze....yet after that i gave her one more chance..i did hit the next sober time just so i didn't feel like i wasted my time...p*ssy wasn't that great...shortly after that though she pulled that late night drunk shyt again and showed up at my place almost damn near unannounced..she called in my parking lot to make sure i was there before she said she was there :huhldup:..i ignored her and gave her the runaround after that
 

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“if you don’t trust them with your life, then don’t bring them to my house"
 

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:comeon: Quite a wide range there sir :shaq2:

Those are 2 different lifestyles. Going from 60k to 100k is getting a 66% pay increase year over year.

LOL well i definitely make 60, but im gettin better and better at what i do so pretty soon will be 100K + how much you make?
 

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Don't shyt where you sleep. Your home is your place try to be lowkey as possible when you out there smashing jumpoffs. Chicks will set you up, they may pop up unexpected. Its always good to know where they stay but don't let them know where you lay.
 

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LOL i do alright for myself, i make about 60-100k per year, YES i have a condo in a gated community, majority old folks live here with about 1% being in my age bracket 22-26. I have no clue where you are meeting these women but good for you if you are finding only successful woman that want to have sex. :salute:

I ain't never been to Michigan, and I've kicked it very little in Florida (but there's 2 chicks I know out there that both got they shyt together). You might just need to move breh. If you're town is filled with ratchet hoes, you gotta take your game on the road. Unless you just can't say no to ratchet p*ssy if so :salute:
 

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:comeon: Quite a wide range there sir :shaq2:

Those are 2 different lifestyles. Going from 60k to 100k is getting a 66% pay increase year over year.

LOL well i definitely make 60, but im gettin better and better at what i do so pretty soon will be 100K + how much you make?
In the words of Biggie.

Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
How much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fukked up, get your ass stuck up

In the words of Martin, "I do aight." :myman:
 

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In the words of Biggie.

Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
How much, dough you hold, cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fukked up, get your ass stuck up

In the words of Martin, "I do aight." :myman:

LOL its the internet brah :what:

I could be lyin i might have a few million or i might be making between 60-100k which is a wide ride range LOL quit pocket watchin! :ufdup:
 

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:heh: nikka my girlfriend is 24, just got her masters, has 0 student loan debt, and is closing on her condo this year. My ex was in corporate finance, pushed a Porsche Cayenne that she bought cash, and bought her house at 22. My 3 previous jumpoffs all had college degrees, their own cars, and their own place to live. The 2 last broads I met 1 was a pharmacist making 90k/yr and the other was an IT consultant. All these chicks had all of their own shyt.

Again, it sounds like you enjoy dealing with broke bytches because they're impressed by you having a car and an apartment. I have no desire to fukk with chicks who have nothing to lose from getting me robbed or shot. There's plenty of middle to upper middle class chicks out here who got shyt going on for themselves. I'm 30 years old, and I can honestly say I've never dated a chick who didn't have her own car, money, and place to stay. NEVER

And please don't try to put extras on it breh, do you live in a gated community, or are you renting an apartment that happens to have a gate in the front :comeon:

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So you sayin even when u were around 16 and 17 the chicks you were dating had ther own cribs AND whips?

Or are you saying you didnt start dating until you were 30? :ufdup:
 
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