smashing women you work with

[QuintessentialBM]

It ain't worth it unless you like.......

1)Supervisors/Managers/Male co-workers getting mad because you f**king a chick they want to get at. I hope you have another job lined up because the first time you f**k up, that manager/sup will fire you.

2)Females making up drama because they didn't get chose and now they're jealous.

3)Females getting you into real drama with your wife/girlfriend.

4)Females won't leave you alone because you got good d**k.

5)Females laughing at your a** because you got bad d**k. Not fun being the office joke.

 

[Fatboi1]

I did it at my first job and the girl ended up being my gf. She had a GIGANTIC booty and I was wanting to hit that since high school so seeing her appear at my job was like . It wasn't bad because she quit like a few months later.

The job i'm currently at now this chick works there was acting like she was down to fukk getting all sexual flirty on the phone via text but she then flipped it talking about we not having sex. I left it alone and just deleted her number. Now I'm still cool with her as I got over the initial disappointment but she occasionally try to rekindle that flirting shyt we had recently. She'l be like "I texted you last night." No you didn't i ain't get shyt on my phone. Girl did this shyt like 3 times talking about she probably texted my other number which I been told her isn't working. I didn't even ask her to text me.

 

[Huellz Santana]

ive done it but you gotta have a certain skillset for it. you also cant be in one place for longer than 18 months.

ive figured out the subtle nuances of keeping their expectations tempered. oh and they also have to have something to lose... whether it be rep or their job so they don't act up. most of the chicks i smashed are too saddity to ever admit they let me hit.

i hit two girls who are both close friends of each other and work in the same office. and im confident they'll never tell each other.

that pride. ​

 

[newworldafro]

loose your job over workplace dramatics breh ................................................

this ain't no movie set breh, only do it if you feel like you going take the relationship all the way to next level ........... I had a boss who apparently was dating a woman in a different section of the office, ain't nobody know they was even dating until he sent out an email saying they had just go married .... talk about jaw dropping, "talk of the town" for the next week ... they did it so low key .... but it worked out ....

do you though I guess ......... details

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Trust me...you can do it and be fine. I was working quality department for a bank. An I kocked down 3 while I was there. Just a few golden rules to abide by and you can have ya cake and eat it to. I mean if you even get buddy buddy with a certain chick at work people gonna think you fcking anyway, so you might as well do it. My rules are

1. Don't feed them no lies. Just be real and keep it very surface level. Chick gonna respect you and be more level headed if she knows you jsut having fun outchea vs saying sumb sh1t like I'm a make you my girl or you got a wife but you lying like you single and etc. Thats when they get crazy and things get messy.

2. Beware of red flags. At my current job there is alot of chicks I can pick up off the waiver wire but I know I can never try. They are either too loud mouth, gossipy, too reveling of certain information, or ghetto. Those are red flags of a chick that is gonna give you trouble. If you talk to a girl and she easily tell you some dirt on another dude trust you could easily be the guy being bad mouthed. You want the one that is low key or not for the office banter as much. They should feel the same as you as keeping it drama free.

3. Keep her in check every once in a while. When she starts crossing the lines of yall arrangment ,check her.. Don't be a jerk cause you don't want a womens scorn but nipping it in the bud makes her fall back and revaluate whats going on. She gonna proally want to stop messing with you and you gotta be ok with that. Always be ok with the idea that she not gonna let you hit anymore and let her know it means nothing to you if she pulls that card.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Trust me...you can do it and be fine. I was working quality department for a bank. An I kocked down 3 while I was there. Just a few golden rules to abide by and you can have ya cake and eat it to. I mean if you even get buddy buddy with a certain chick at work people gonna think you fcking anyway, so you might as well do it. My rules are

1. Don't feed them no lies. Just be real and keep it very surface level. Chick gonna respect you and be more level headed if she knows you jsut having fun outchea vs saying sumb sh1t like I'm a make you my girl or you got a wife but you lying like you single and etc. Thats when they get crazy and things get messy.

2. Beware of red flags. At my current job there is alot of chicks I can pick up off the waiver wire but I know I can never try. They are either too loud mouth, gossipy, too reveling of certain information, or ghetto. Those are red flags of a chick that is gonna give you trouble. If you talk to a girl and she easily tell you some dirt on another dude trust you could easily be the guy being bad mouthed. You want the one that is low key or not for the office banter as much. They should feel the same as you as keeping it drama free.

3. Keep her in check every once in a while. When she starts crossing the lines of yall arrangment ,check her.. Don't be a jerk cause you don't want a womens scorn but nipping it in the bud makes her fall back and revaluate whats going on. She gonna proally want to stop messing with you and you gotta be ok with that. Always be ok with the idea that she not gonna let you hit anymore and let her know it means nothing to you if she pulls that card.

This one may not work all the time

Trust me, I know

 

[twan83]

This one may not work all the time

Trust me, I know

 

[skeetsinternal]

The first white woman I ever been with was a coworker. I had a long commute and working 3pm-11:30 pm shift. I never knew she had jungle fever because she was straight out of Ireland white. Long story short, cold stormy night she invited me sleep on her couch so I wouldnt have to drive home in the mess she then invited me into her bedroom to sleep in same bed. I hit. I ended up staying with her 4-5 days of the week. Working with her became uncomfortable because we hid the fact we were seeing each other. I didnt learn from this lesson because I eventually fukked other female coworkers, some could handle it and some became stalkers and nut jobs

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Twan know even yall can't stick to that shyt.
He made a good effort doe.

 

[Hollywood Co]

It ain't worth it unless you like.......

1)Supervisors/Managers/Male co-workers getting mad because you f**king a chick they want to get at. I hope you have another job lined up because the first time you f**k up, that manager/sup will fire you.

2)Females making up drama because they didn't get chose and now they're jealous.

3)Females getting you into real drama with your wife/girlfriend.

4)Females won't leave you alone because you got good d**k.

5)Females laughing at your a** because you got bad d**k. Not fun being the office joke.

There really no winning in a work situation because at least of the above is gonna happen and they already happen to me and I haven't smashed anyone here.

I really do work with too many women smh

 

[twan83]

Twan know even yall can't stick to that shyt.
He made a good effort doe.

i dont smash co workers not that i dont want too just never really tried too
even if i did i dont need too keep her in check cuz she aint my girl i lay down ground rules off the bat if they cant be followed they can kick rocks imo

dont got time for drama if u aint my main squeeze if all we doing is having fun lets have fun and not ruin it but as always somebody bound too catch feelings then bring it too the work place and cause issues

 

[BedRoomI'z]

i dont smash co workers not that i dont want too just never really tried too
even if i did i dont need too keep her in check cuz she aint my girl i lay down ground rules off the bat if they cant be followed they can kick rocks imo

dont got time for drama if u aint my main squeeze if all we doing is having fun lets have fun and not ruin it but as always somebody bound too catch feelings then bring it too the work place and cause issues

This is true too, but I was more or less saying
that way of falling back might not work because
it may reset the intrigue of both coworkers getting
them back into the same lust trap all over again.

Sometimes women or men don't mean it when they
say we not gonna do this anymore and yall still gotta
work around each other everyday.

 

[twan83]

This is true too, but I was more or less saying
that way of falling back might not work because
it may reset the intrigue of both coworkers getting
them back into the same lust trap all over again.

Sometimes women or men don't mean it when they
say we not gonna do this anymore and yall still gotta
work around each other everyday.

i do when i say that
when i say na we gonna stop i will stop thats just how i am

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Ive seen so many friends sleep with women at work and then bring their wives/girlfriends to the christmas party. Then the drama begins.

Its so demonic, friends.

 

[BigE214]

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