So a breh just came back from 3 weeks in Japan. They really have mastered the modern restroom.

[RennisDeynolds]

Breh, those bidets were something else. It ain’t just about the spray cleaning your butt. First off, the seats are heated — so when you sit down, it’s already warm. Second, they’re self-cleaning and even spray the bowl before you drop a deuce, so you never leave streaks. The lid opens and closes automatically when you get near it, which is a game changer in public bathrooms since you don’t have to worry about someone pissing on the seat. And yeah, these fancy toilets are everywhere, not just in hotels.

Some of them even have dryers built in, but I found those kind of hit or miss. Doesn’t matter though. No matter how bad the mud butt situation, you’ll walk out cleaner than a whistle.



Even the urinals were designed to prevent splash, which makes public restrooms overall way cleaner.

Some of this stuff just seems like such a no-brainer now. I can’t believe it’s not standard in the States.

Now I kinda want to buy a TOTO bidet, but I’d have to get an electrical outlet installed next to my toilet, and that just feels like too much work.

And beyond the toilets...the food, the architecture, the infrastructure, amazing public transportation, the shrines… everything was incredible. Makes anywhere in the US feel like we're 50 years behind. I’m already missing Japan.

Did you go to a soapland?

 

[Sir ZDuke]

I’ve had bidets attached to all my toilets for a few years now, and I’m always when I have to use one without it

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I’m actually proud to see a lot of black men that realize the importance of hygiene out here

More so than others... TheColi got me feeling like all yall using babywipes and bidets.

 

[Address_Unknown]

like the slop they eat in England (respectfully)
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Nah, fam. Feel free to get egregious with the disrespect, Blood. Tis proper garbage innit.
Mans eating reheated beans and mash on a wellington chuffed into a bap like the bombs still flinging off overhead and tings.
Fish and chips and and 89 percent of a full English breakfast is the only thing palatable if you weren't born and conditioned to be a Cac.
Only good edible shyt in England is the Chocolate and the Beer.
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[maxamusa]

breh spent 3 weeks in the Far East and his greatest insight was getting his butthole blasted with pressurized water

 

[maxamusa]

3 weeks in Japan and the highlight is getting water sprayed up your butt.

Bro must have never made it out his hotel room.

LMFAO BEAT ME 2 IT