So a chick calls my work phone out of the blue...

[Ohnoits]

4 kids never married

 

[Tres Leches]

Go to cosco's for some food....and....CREEP SHOTTTTTS!!!

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[shopthatwrecks]

me: *answers phone* Steve Piff, can i help you?
her: hey. you know who this is?
me: uh...no.
her: i work downstairs on the second floor.
me: ok.....what can i help you with?
her: your co-worker gave me your extension. i see you all the time and i wanted to talk to you instead of just looking when you walk by.
me: ok. what's your name?
*she tells me her name, and then it hits me who she is*
me:
*then we make small talk for a few minutes*
her: so do you have any kids?
me: yeah. 1. what about you?
her: i have 4.
me:
her: they all by the same baby daddy, before you go thinking i'm a hoe or something.
me: why would i think that? were you married to him or something?
her: no.
me: (but i'm still gonna try to smash )

she's FINE AS HELL and she's a nurse manager ($$$$), but jumpoff material, for real....

jump off n she still bad after 4 kids...u dont fukk her...send the keys to wreck...she will get drove n demolished...i got prudential full coverage

 

[Steve Piffler]

this nikka taking photos, when he should be scoopin' that shyt up.....

 

[Steve Piffler]

jump off n she still bad after 4 kids...u dont fukk her...send the keys to wreck...she will get drove n demolished...i got prudential full coverage

yes....she is fine as fukk her face is just alright, maybe 6 or 7 status, but that body.....

 

[Vicente Fernández smiley]

this nikka taking photos, when he should be scoopin' that shyt up.....

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[Steve Piffler]

God my c*nt smells like rotten anchovies.

fixed for truth...

 

[Uffie]

fixed for truth...

sorry i dont have a d1ck so you cant suck me off... if i did, i would fukk your throat visiously with it.

 

[x2y]

Just wear protection and live that life.

 

[Steve Piffler]

sorry i dont have a d1ck so you cant suck me off... if i did, i would fukk your throat visiously with it.

fist yourself, trollup....

 

[Steve Piffler]

Just wear protection and live that life.

my only concern is that she works for the same hospital. not the same building, but the same hospital. i just have to feel her out first to see if she's down with being assigned a position on my team, and playing only that position. i been texting her back and forth, and the bytch is trying to see a nikka already.... and

 

[skeetsinternal]

Dont shyt where you eat bruh

 

[msims]

this nikka taking photos, when he should be scoopin' that shyt up.....

Nah, breh. I was walkin with my girl when I took that cosco pichar.

 

[Steve Piffler]

Nah, breh. I was walkin with my girl when I took that cosco pichar.

 

[Bigen King]

She is a Modern day Harlot!