Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
Minus the butt part. Not interested in measuring my butt.

But everything else, is this how I measure my waist, chest, legs, etc etc?

So ya'll just gon pretend like you didn't see my question. 

The glutes are the biggest muscle in the human body....nothin to be homophobic about here man![]()
Maybe not, but I'm sure you can see how I would prefer to be cautious