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AsAboveSoBelow

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How you gonna dap me then throw me in the bushes? :pachaha:

:ufdup: better hope i dont catch you slippin Oct. 1 :birdman:

Well then...

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I was swimming in the pacific ocean to see how far I could swim and all of a sudden I see a red dot on my hud. I'm like :wtf: it can't be. I dive under the water for a quick look and I see a shark. And this muthafukka is coming towards me. I'm swimming away from him and it's steadily coming towards me. I'm trying to go evasive, so I'm swimming in circles, zig zags, patterns and shyt and I'm getting nowhere. Finally I just say fukk it and I start tapping the button to get back to shore. Maybe it will swim past me, maybe it will give up, or maybe I can fight it off a little like in Red Dead, but nope :sadcam:. It bit a chunk out of me and left me leaking in true cinematic fashion.
 

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School and living with a girl is really annoying me right now bro

A nikka just want to sit and play this shyt

I feel ya on that I should've gotten a digital copy cause she be wanting to play too.

Me: :gladbron: damn this tight.

My gf of 8 years::leon: oooh this game look fun I wanna play.

Me::childplease: nikka you ain't put in on this

Gf: :usure:O okay I guess you gonna buy ya own ps4 games then nikka

Me::merchant::whoa: just wait till I finish this mission.:to:
 

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ive died 3 time so far, all under circumstances that made me :dwillhuh:

1st - im walking and see a group of grove street dudes. one of them says "what up franklin" so im thinking cool, let me test out the interaction aspect of the game. i try talkin to them and one of em is dead ass on some "fukk you nikka" type shyt and swings at me. i ran off like a bytch but then dude actually called me out for running, so i went back and swung on one of them. 3 of the dudes surrounded me and i was dead with one punch. i think he mightve had a knife on him. :to:

2nd - im drivin and a blip on the radar comes up so i go to see what the "random event" is and its a woman getting robbed. so i get on my red dead redemption shyt and try to stop dude that robbed her. i chased him in the car, crunched him in between a wall and got out like :smugfavre: thinkin i got a lil come up with whatever he took. dude was still alive! :krs: he started shootin at me and before i could react i was :dead:

3rd - im standin on the street next to some broad running her mouth and shes with a dude. she walked away, i guess i got too close, and dude swung on me. so i swung back and next thing i have two stars - i punched dude in front of a police precinct. :snoop: i got stomped again and that was that.

i got franklin lookin like a bytch out here man :snoop:
 
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i aint gonna lie, i did get stretched by them cops in that first robbery shyt. popo quick with that headshot biz.

second time was when you had to hop the fence and repo the bike. i thought me and lamar had the street cleared out, then one of the vagos walks out on his balcony totin semi :damn: he lit my ass the fukk up, very quicklike :sadcam:

3rd time, i ran up on some ballas. didnt say one word, just stood right in ones face. he pushed me and started poppin off :lupe: so i drew the pistol. all 5 or so of them dudes came with the heat so i shot twice and started running. didn't get very far..........
 

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Wildest shyt

I was driving down the road and see the police chasing this one Dexter Morgan lookin dude towards an alley

He turns around with his hands up surrendering :whoa: and the cops pause for a second and then :bustback:the homie straight to the ground

whole time I'm standing like 5 feet away from the scene like :ohhh:

Cops stand there for a second knowin they just killed a nikka in cold blood for no reason

The cops turn around and look at me like Todd looked at that lil kid in Breaking Bad and gave me the :upsetfavre: face

hit me with the :ufdup: and all of a sudden I got 2 stars. they both clapped me up quick :sadcam:
 

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Pulled up in Vagos territory as Franklin and was feeling myself. Walked on the sidewalk & one of 'em said something slick. I responded to him and then he started going for his piece so I beat him to the punch and pulled out the shotgun. Got lit up by his boys, though. :russ:
 

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nikka, I bought it on some fukked up Wile E. Coyote shyt :wtf:

I was up on the ATV, going through the the mountains, I climb one thinking I'm accelerating towards a jump, then I lift off and face-plant against a tree, DIED STANDING UPRIGHT :damn:
 

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on a flip of this, i saved the game and before i was ready to turn it off i just randomly went around stealin on people. eventually the cops came up and started shootin at me but i figured before i got lit up id get one hit in. ran up on 1 of the cops and out of all the times i see franklin throw this long ass tiger punch, he fukkin bytch slapped the cop into oncoming traffic. it wasnt enough to drop him but i knocked the cop back right as a car was driving by at full speed and the car hit the cop on his way down and it killed him. his partners hit me with that sean bell but i didnt give a fukk at that point. i was in tears. :lolbron:
 

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Franklin-Tried to escape Police,Jumped over the Rail of a Bridge and Fell on the Freeway

Michael-Got Set Up by a bytch claiming a Rape/Beating:snoop:

This actually happens in the game? :dwillhuh:I guess I didn't get this far with the gameplay videos yet (still have to buy a new system).
 

AsAboveSoBelow

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Wildest shyt

I was driving down the road and see the police chasing this one Dexter Morgan lookin dude towards an alley

He turns around with his hands up surrendering :whoa: and the cops pause for a second and then :bustback:the homie straight to the ground

whole time I'm standing like 5 feet away from the scene like :ohhh:

Cops stand there for a second knowin they just killed a nikka in cold blood for no reason

The cops turn around and look at me like Todd looked at that lil kid in Breaking Bad and gave me the :upsetfavre: face

hit me with the :ufdup: and all of a sudden I got 2 stars. they both clapped me up quick :sadcam:


:bryan::bryan::bryan:

:ohhh: This happens? Rockstar wildin'...
 
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