So i apparently ate ass through a wormhole last night

[CarbonBraddock]

First off, I am a freak, so if that offends you, then don't even read anything below. My fiance AquaVelva and I went to the liquor store and picked up some items. She had the Mike's Hard and i got throwed off that Nine-Legged Hyena. We both started getting in a sexual nature and it wasn't long before i got out the breakfast and salted meats. We had never tried the other form of lovemaking but i finally talked her into it because my mouthpiece is world-class. So after the deed was done, she gave me oral like a wildebeest at a water-hole on the seren-geh-tay. Then i just laid back and she put the little chemistry tube thingie that connected to the bong apparatus into my mouth. And i think she put ecstasy or something in my drink bc i got even more tipsy. Long story short, she kissed me full in the mouth while i was next to defenseless. So i basically ate some ass through a loophole, some shyt i swore i'd never do. This morning, I am looking at her with pure disgust and thinking of calling off the entire wedding as I am not paying for it anyway. Do you brehs think I am overreacting?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Was it like....

Or more like...

 

[bigrodthe1]

First off, I am a freak, so if that offends you, then don't even read anything below. My fiance AquaVelva and I went to the liquor store and picked up some items. She had the Mike's Hard and i got throwed off that Nine-Legged Hyena. We both started getting in a sexual nature and it wasn't long before i got out the breakfast and salted meats. We had never tried the other form of lovemaking but i finally talked her into it because my mouthpiece is world-class. So after the deed was done, she gave me oral like a wildebeest at a water-hole on the seren-geh-tay. Then i just laid back and she put the little chemistry tube thingie that connected to the bong apparatus into my mouth. And i think she put ecstasy or something in my drink bc i got even more tipsy. Long story short, she kissed me full in the mouth while i was next to defenseless. So i basically ate some ass through a loophole, some shyt i swore i'd never do. This morning, I am looking at her with pure disgust and thinking of calling off the entire wedding as I am not paying for it anyway. Do you brehs think I am overreacting?

sounds like y'all might have done a lil crack as well
















don't even ask me how

 

[MouseTeeth]

so wait, i'm a little confused....you say u ate ass indirectly because she kissed u with the taste of ass on her lips, right? did she eat your butt before??? (No homo) Or are u saying u gave her anal, then afterwards she sucked your dikk with her own ass juice on it and then kissed u when u werent expecting it? These are questions i need answered ...

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

All ya fukking threads are retarded. Everything you post is retarded. Why do you have this much free time?

 

[Silkk]

First off, I am a freak, so if that offends you, then don't even read anything below. My fiance AquaVelva and I went to the liquor store and picked up some items. She had the Mike's Hard and i got throwed off that Nine-Legged Hyena. We both started getting in a sexual nature and it wasn't long before i got out the breakfast and salted meats. We had never tried the other form of lovemaking but i finally talked her into it because my mouthpiece is world-class. So after the deed was done, she gave me oral like a wildebeest at a water-hole on the seren-geh-tay. Then i just laid back and she put the little chemistry tube thingie that connected to the bong apparatus into my mouth. And i think she put ecstasy or something in my drink bc i got even more tipsy. Long story short, she kissed me full in the mouth while i was next to defenseless. So i basically ate some ass through a loophole, some shyt i swore i'd never do. This morning, I am looking at her with pure disgust and thinking of calling off the entire wedding as I am not paying for it anyway. Do you brehs think I am overreacting?

does that mean?

 

[VelourSocks]

Man you gonna have to say this shyt again in layman's terms. shyt made no sense to me at all.

 

[newworldafro]

Get teletransported by eating azz brehs.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

What in the hot-monkey-love were yall in there doing?

And, no, don't call off the wedding. Sheesh!

 

[CarbonBraddock]

so wait, i'm a little confused....you say u ate ass indirectly because she kissed u with the taste of ass on her lips, right? did she eat your butt before??? (No homo) Or are u saying u gave her anal, then afterwards she sucked your dikk with her own ass juice on it and then kissed u when u werent expecting it? These are questions i need answered ...

it was all of it breh

 

[CarbonBraddock]

All ya fukking threads are retarded. Everything you post is retarded. Why do you have this much free time?

but yet my posting stats are better than yours, so who really is retarded?

 

[CarbonBraddock]

does that mean?

breakfast 'hams' and salted meats. i use them in the bedroom.

 

[toomanydoses]

Dammit I thought this was going to be the first sci-fi sex story I'd ever heard. Or at least the mile high club space edition...... Guess my hopes were too high

 

[Tetsuo]

Wouldn't have happened if you knew Brazillian Jiu-Jutsu

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

but yet my posting stats are better than yours, so who really is retarded?

nikka, if posting stats mean that much to you then go ahead and get it how you live


Coli is really life for some of you nikkas