So I got the, "You're the perfect guy for me, but..." speech today

[MikelArteta]

A woman will cheat on you

If you didn't give her attention that will be her reasoning.

If you gave her to much attention she felt closeted and thays why she cheated

If you gave 50/50 she cheated because she was unsure how you felt.

Always listen to moms, my mom warned me about poisonous women as well and I thought I knew better

That's what my momma said! I shoulda listened to her!!

 

[Guess Who]

Okay, I think I've been through this whole thread. A few things before I hit the showers and head to work:

1. To all y'all saying I'm a bytch nikka. Trust me, I'm far from it. Very far from it in fact. You don't do what I do, overcome what I've overcome, achieve what I've achieved being a bytch nikka. Despite this woman's bullshyt, she's terrified of not having me in her life and terrified of pissing me off in general. What I will admit to is acting like a bytch with this particular woman, for some reason that I still don't understand myself.

2. It took A LOT of work on her part to draw me back in. Even though I said I was trying to get back with her, there was a strong element me finally entertaining the idea after a year of her chasing me down, buttering me up, sending me long texts/emails of how amazing I am and how she still tells everyone about me, how she's proud of my success, giving me gifts, supporting my current endeavours and some ups and downs, blah blah blah. I thought she had grown up more than she did...grown up enough to stop playing games. Evidently I was wrong.

3. The original post, while factual, was exaggerated for the wolves. Y'all responded well.

And now I'm headed to work.

 

[Guess Who]

Oh well that changes everything, if she's the one who popped up she she's automatic bushes. Your not gonna jump when she say how high..

Basically.

 

[Guess Who]

A woman will cheat on you

If you didn't give her attention that will be her reasoning.

If you gave her to much attention she felt closeted and thays why she cheated

If you gave 50/50 she cheated because she was unsure how you felt.

Always listen to moms, my mom warned me about poisonous women as well and I thought I knew better

LOL@this chick saying all three of those things to me before.

Lord, what the hell was wrong with me? Haha.

 

[TKOK]

where's the gif of the guy fishing and reeling in a L? cause this seems like a good time to use it.

 

[Guess Who]

where's the gif of the guy fishing and reeling in a L? cause this seems like a good time to use it.

LMFAO.

 

[Guess Who]

Last thing.

When she does eventually contact me again how should I respond? Coli I need suggestions!

1. fukk off.

2. Tell her off more elaborately.

3. Ignore completely.

4. Politely send her to the bushes.

5. Other (suggestions welcome).

So?

 

[Diondon]

Last thing.

When she does eventually contact me again how should I respond? Coli I need suggestions!

1. fukk off.

2. Tell her off more elaborately.

3. Ignore completely.

4. Politely send her to the bushes.

5. Other (suggestions welcome).

So?

Breh, are you smashing this broad?

 

[joeychizzle]

She trying to make you a side piece??

 

[Pdiddy]

 

[Malta]

Funny is that's why she came back around...she saw what my life was becoming and the type of lifestyle I was leading. I have a google presence and she googled a nikka and saw the details. When her and I started dating I was just a dreamer who hadn't seen any results yet. Fast-forward two years and...well things are a lot different in my life.

More details not in the OP (for comedic reasons): She tried to fukk me a couple times and I turned her down (as if sex is my currency...I ain't most dudes...I can go out any given weekend and find 3 thots without having to even approach a woman...I'm 6'4, funny, smart, and good-looking). It's only been very recently where I've entertained the thought of getting back with the woman because it seemed she had changed her fair-weather gf ways.

You fell for her trap, she needed that small ego boost from you breh.

 

[MikelArteta]

Ignore

Don't throw your pearls before swine

Last thing.

When she does eventually contact me again how should I respond? Coli I need suggestions!

1. fukk off.

2. Tell her off more elaborately.

3. Ignore completely.

4. Politely send her to the bushes.

5. Other (suggestions welcome).

So?

 

[Malta]

Last thing.

When she does eventually contact me again how should I respond? Coli I need suggestions!

1. fukk off.

2. Tell her off more elaborately.

3. Ignore completely.

4. Politely send her to the bushes.

5. Other (suggestions welcome).

So?

If you want to keep her in your life....
Throw your emotions in the bushes, deal with her like you don't care that she's with someone else, get with other SUPERIOR women and ask her advice on dating them. Do not let her keep you around like you're some "Break in case of emergency" you want her to realize you have better options and that window for her being your chick has closed

 

[Hyperion]

Last thing.

When she does eventually contact me again how should I respond? Coli I need suggestions!

1. fukk off.

2. Tell her off more elaborately.

3. Ignore completely.

4. Politely send her to the bushes.

5. Other (suggestions welcome).

So?

Ignore. She had a shot at the throne but tossed rocks at it instead, and is now relegated to commoner status. Kings do not associate themselves with peasants.

 

[Turbulent]

This. She getting her back blown the fukk out and sending them consolation prize texts. Who in their right mind is giving up the "perfect" anything? You think the Cavs were like "LeBron, you're perfect for our shytty organization, but another team clearly deserves you on their plantation, sorry"

Don't even reply to her texts breh.