These aint-shyt bytches out here are gettin desperate
Hard times got these skeezers drawing names out of a hat like a carnival raffle, I aint got no fukking kids
I get a letter in the mail telling me to report to the nearest court house as soon as possible because I've been ducking child support payments, and that soon there will be a warrant out for my arrest
Some chick in some backwoods NY town is tryin to hit the boy with a tremendous L, she sendin me court summons and I aint even give her my address

I never even go to any parts of NY besides NYC on occasion to visit fam
My name and it's spelling is fairly uncommon in the US, so I wonder

I haven't finished reading through this gotdamn novel of court papers that they sent me, but so far it sounds like this nikka dont give a nare nother fukk about these kids

Has this ever happened to anybody?