So I stop dating her cause the ass was flat smh

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Not gonna lie, i smashed a flatty once

Coworker. I was never reall physically attracted to her but she was pretty and cool af.

nikkas all over the job was trying to smash, especially pawg chasers.

Anyway, went to her bday party and we got lit, she wanted me to come back to her spot and I was like:yeshrug:

Smashed and I was COMPLETELY surprised at that arch game. shyt was sexy af...

Never counted out a chick with a small ass again
 

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She might have had that snapper
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Slim joints got the best p*ssy to me:manny:. And you can always get her to gain weight or buy her a fake ass. It’s not that serious. As I’m getting older I’m becoming more of a face guy for some reason. I don’t want no ugly ass kids. I’m already on the cusp of ugly my dam self.

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I met her at a bar, cute slim woman..was dressing real nice that night :wow:. So we started talking, went out on a date....I am walking her in to the spot and no ass :hhh::picard:. I hate to come off superficial but I need some meat back there and I wouldn't even consider myself an ass man so I friend zone her. Very nice and smart woman actually:francis:. Was I wrong?

Did the same thing 2 weeks ago...I felt bad. It was flat and loose.
 

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I met her at a bar, cute slim woman..was dressing real nice that night :wow:. So we started talking, went out on a date....I am walking her in to the spot and no ass :hhh::picard:. I hate to come off superficial but I need some meat back there and I wouldn't even consider myself an ass man so I friend zone her. Very nice and smart woman actually:francis:. Was I wrong?
I’ve done it too, you not alone breh :wow:......and I realize I could have made a mistake cause she was bad as shyt....but I know me and I’d be cheating somewhere down the road. Not being superficial, but it’s gotta be right.
 

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I’ve done it too, you not alone breh :wow:......and I realize I could have made a mistake cause she was bad as shyt....but I know me and I’d be cheating somewhere down the road. Not being superficial, but it’s gotta be right.

Breh, that's exactly what it is :laff:
 
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