So I stop dating her cause the ass was flat smh

[ThaEruditious]

She should do squats.

Yeah it sucks because that's how I'm built. Extra weight doesn't go to t*ts or ass, it goes to my torso. Squats help though. My boyfriend says when I bend over my p*ssy looks like a double cheeseburger

Lol homie probably races home every time he sees a McDonald's

 

[Jasmine20]

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I thought you wanted to jump off a bridge because she had a flat ass. She's thick

 

[ThaEruditious]

I thought you wanted to jump off a bridge because she had a flat ass. She's thick

I wanted to jump off the bridge for canceling and her sending that major tease behind it

*update: I knocked the lining out her azz

 

[ezrathegreat]

Women with flat asses have tight puzzys.

 

[FlexPavilion]

She should do squats.

Yeah it sucks because that's how I'm built. Extra weight doesn't go to t*ts or ass, it goes to my torso. Squats help though. My boyfriend says when I bend over my p*ssy looks like a double cheeseburger

You keep that thang shaved?

 

[Carlton Banks]

I don't understand men who aren't ass men. Like what the fukk goes through your mind when you hitting it from the back? Don't the shyt hurt? My dikk can't even budge with a skinny girl.

 

[mag357]

Hopefully ur not out here looking for a wife or some shyt... cause Yo ass gonna end up like these broads lookin for "Tupac in a business suit" (or however yall nikka phrase it lol)
S.O.L.
Them bytches wit the asses aint loyal to shyt...
Shorty know here ass is flat. lol
She might be a Ryder tho...
But if u just out here to smash... yea cool... U did the right thing

 

[mag357]

fukk around and see a buffie the body built bytch at the quick trip no lie once saw a dime RIDING on the arm rest of a motorized wheelchair of some dude at the super target. From that day forward told myself I would never settle

I can't remember my "Never Settle" moment but Every muthafuka NEEDS 1...
I aint the best looking nikka in the world, or the riches but I damn sure aint the ugliest or the brokest.
Ima get what the fukk I want ouchea.
Or Ima die trying.
I see cornball rappers and athletes with eye candy. nikka, im not gonna be fukkin with the broads they woudnt even get head from

 

[Ms. Quick]

You keep that thang shaved?

 

[FlexPavilion]

I don't know what this means.....

 

[010101]

i go for that type of puzzy make you drop on tear

fools be obsessing over cheeks

i go for the pot of gold

@skeetsinternal drop the quote

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[Bart simpson]

She should do squats.

My boyfriend says when I bend over my p*ssy looks like a double cheeseburger

Lol homie probably races home every time he sees a McDonald's

@The Burger King

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

I met her at a bar, cute slim woman..was dressing real nice that night . So we started talking, went out on a date....I am walking her in to the spot and no ass . I hate to come off superficial but I need some meat back there and I wouldn't even consider myself an ass man so I friend zone her. Very nice and smart woman actually. Was I wrong?

Give her the thong test. When you see her in panties and her ass is still not sexy to you then drop that chick

 

[skeetsinternal]

i go for that type of puzzy make you drop on tear

fools be obsessing over cheeks

i go for the pot of gold

@skeetsinternal drop the quote

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A phat ass don't mean she got good p*ssy. The best p*ssy I ever had came from a flat booty Redbone