So I stop dating her cause the ass was flat smh

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

oh god spoiler that shyt

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I met her at a bar, cute slim woman..was dressing real nice that night . So we started talking, went out on a date....I am walking her in to the spot and no ass . I hate to come off superficial but I need some meat back there and I wouldn't even consider myself an ass man so I friend zone her. Very nice and smart woman actually. Was I wrong?

Not wrong and it was for the best. She needs somebody that is actually attracted to her and not low-key tolerating just b/c she wasn't born with certain attributes.

And u need somebody you are actually attracted to and not struggling to scrounge up fukks to give about when she walks in. Believe it or not but a lack of attraction to somebody in a relationship is a recipe for disaster.

All relationships are gonna have some ups and downs. But when the downs come you will be inadvertently harder with her just b/c u low key don't like how she looks. Whether people like it or not, looks factor into a LOT of shyt. Being shallow is one thing but being honest with urself is EVERYTHING.

U did good not messing over a perfectly cool chick and letting her go live.
She'll get over it and I hope you find ur Oakland booty chick too.

 

[Von Clay]

A combination of her hitting the gym and you hitting it from the back could have solved this problem.

 

[Krazy K]

I've never fukked a flat ass woman before in my life.
Some of the women I fukk with who actually got ass be worried that they don't have enough ass for me cause they already know how I am

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

Girls with no azz are less likely to become overweight. You lost

Keep that on the low

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

What was her ethnicity and age?

You might have fukked-up REAL bad, breh.

Wife gained about 15 lbs. after we tied the knot.

Guess where most of the weight went...............?​

Girls with flat asses don’t generally miraculously get asses. That’s how you have those big girls with weight everywhere but with that Hank from king of the hill ass. Genetics plays a big part and some girls are not blessed like that.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

As long as she got titties

 

[Jasmine20]

Right. Last week I moved (back) down to Augusta and started talkin to this one bytch. She's a slim lil joint. I told her to come through, but had to cancel on short notice. She went from being extra sweet to indifferent (bish was pissed lol). Later on that same night while we were txting she sent me a few pics of what she had on underneath whatever the hell she was wearing...

I wanted to jump off a bridge, brehs

Why did you want to jump off a bridge? Lol

I'd rather have a woman with no head than no a$$. That's just how that goes.

 

[Software]

But did she have titties?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Girls with no azz are less likely to become overweight. You lost

 

[Larry Lambo]

Women won't date a man because he's short or doesn't have swag. Men can turn down women because they don't have booty.

It's your life breh, you gotta do what makes you happy.

 

[fscballin]

I can tell a lot of the dudes in here haven't been blessed to get a chick with a big bubble badunkdunk booty with no gut.


I pity y'all

 

[Ms. Quick]

She should do squats.

Girls with flat asses don’t generally miraculously get asses. That’s how you have those big girls with weight everywhere but with that Hank from king of the hill ass. Genetics plays a big part and some girls are not blessed like that.

Yeah it sucks because that's how I'm built. Extra weight doesn't go to t*ts or ass, it goes to my torso. Squats help though. My boyfriend says when I bend over my p*ssy looks like a double cheeseburger

 

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[ThaEruditious]

Why did you want to jump off a bridge? Lol

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