So I'm Going to Be a Father..

[MikeBrownsJob]

She's 3 weeks. Well if it's mine then yes, I don't want to be like my father and his father and abandon their kids so the coli can talk shyt about him like they do me.

Lol you will fail.

 

[4fossa]

He did what a nikka would do, but I'm a quarter white so I gotta make it right.

My parents are black and they didn't abandon me... am I supposed to think that they are white using some black costume like spider man and shyt?

 

[Silver Surfer]

congrats

 

[4fossa]

Anyway, at thread. If it was me, I would be in panic, seriously brehs.


I ain't got no plans on being a father in this lifetime, seriously. If a girl come to me and say that I'll be a baby daddy. I would go crazy and move to the other side of the country with a new id.

I said that to my father the other day, and he got all "so you're not a man to assume what's yours?"

I went.


Sometimes I'm glad that I'm not that good with women, ain't taking this kinda of risk.

 

[NSSVO]

I'll beat the fukk outta her.

 

[Jahmal]

OP doesnt get any p*ssy. This thread is

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

If she is pregnant. If the baby is yours and if you really want to stick around...i gotta tell you theres no better joy than being with your little one. He/she will literally be a part of you thats living and breathing on this earth, with some/most of your features and personality. Its mindboggling for me, i never knew you can love someone that deep..its good and scary at the same time.

My daughter is 3 months old and no matter what mood im in she always make it better. Me and my girl been going thru it but i been tryna make it work just for my daughters sake, but shyt is tough man..the old me wouldve threw my girl in the bushes but now its like that decision got harder cause of my daughter..i guess what im tryna say is this shyt aint no joke and dont dive into it unless you ready to commit to it 100%, cause you gon pretty much have no social life for those first couple months cause that baby is gonna need full attention from you and your girl. That first month the baby literally wakes up every 2 hours to eat so leaving that type of duty to the mother only can possibly lead to some tragic shyt...its why some heartless people do fukked up shyt to newborns, they cant take that workload and want nothing to do with their child. Its gonna be tough breh

Or you can just be another deadbeat father, the choice is yours but remember thats a part of you out there



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Or the chick might not be pregnant and you actually dodged a bullet and hopefully i convinced you to strap up next time

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

if you serious and for sure its yours, congrats

if not,

 

[Mr. Somebody]

So I'm bowling tonight with my cousin when I get a text from this girl that I sexed at a party a while ago saying "can you call me." So me being me and noticing that she used a period I sensed that she was serious and asked "why?"

She calls me and I pick up and she's crying I tell her to cut the shyt or hang up and so finally she spills her guts and says shes pregnant.

I ask her if she's sure and she says she's dead sure.

I'm scared but excited. We talked about things and I think we're going to try to be together.

Any advice?

Congrats. To bad it couldnt be under a more angelic scenario but life doesnt always go according to plan. Time to get married.

 

[Lavish]

Fam don't talk about my child's mother like that.

not sure if you trolling, but you sound exactly like Carlton Banks when his girl got "pregnant" when he hadnt even had sex with her
the fuk is wrong with you

find out if the baby is yours first. this is a random chick no tyour girl

 

[mcellas]

Fam don't talk about my child's mother like that.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I'll beat the fukk outta her.

Why?

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Congratulations! Glad your excited, step up to the plate & be a father to your child. Don't be a d1ck and turn your back on this child.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Did everybody miss the part where he says the bytch is 3 weeks pregnant?

nikka that bytch aint pregnant!

Prolly hasnt even missed a period yet!


If you're that dumb you believe you fukked a bytch 3 weeks ago and now shes pregnant and its yours....then your dumbass deserves to raise that b*stard seed.

Seriously, what do you get out of trying to turn a blessing into a bad situation? Grow up d00d

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Throw your life away brehs

Your not even done school yet
You don't even have a stable job
You don't even know if the kid is yours

Yet your excited and can't wait


The padawans of today snoop:

You jealous my girl wants to have my child eh?