So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

[Black Cac]

Makes perfect sense to me, people like you just make this trend a self-fulfilling prophecy of what you perceive him to be.

"Ewww why you so ugly no wonder you can't get a girl"

Then you want to ask why he is going to a professional?

How much social grace does it take to hand over dollar bills exactly?

Shut up

 

[Neil Tyson]

Shut up

go outside and play

 

[Street Knowledge]

it won't give you the experience that you actually need to acquire p*ssy though, I had a homeboy who paid for sex, I kept warning him to not do it but he said he got this. Next thing you know day after they did the deed, he started referring to her as his girl, hell even till this day he refers to her as his ex. I won't go to deep into it but whew watching it was like watching a train crash into another train then derail into a river causing a tidal wave that killed thousands of people only to have their corpses raise back up and begin the zombie Apocalypse.

I will say he paid her cellphone bill only for her to ignore his text and calls and only to find out it wasn't actually her cellphone but her brothers

 

[A1aaa]

nikka I think you need to wait a little while before doing this, I want to make sure you got all the bases covered.

A point was brought up earlier that I need to address on hygiene:

1) Under no circumstances do not kiss the broad on the lips, do not put your mouth down there (look up Michael Douglas)
2) Don't even think about unprotected sex - I prefer Trojan ecstasy or magnum ecstasy - Bring your own and if she don't let you use it then just leave
3) Do not drink more than 1-2 drinks before a session (maybe to kill your nerves) - Alcohol reduces sensitivity in excess
4) Tell her you are 25 not 21 (depends on how old you look)
5) Wipe your balls, dikk and inner thigh with 3 - 70% Isopropyl alcohol wipes afterwards (they sell them at CVS in cylinder shaped wet one type rolls for like $5 for 40) this prevents transmission of skin to skin nasties such as boils, HPV warts and HSV-2

no hate, but i don't know how y'all can rationalize risking all this for 30 min. - 1 hr of pleasure.

the prospect of getting setup should be enough of a deterrent. raids, jack moves, potential violence... hell nah.

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

how da fukk u make it through high school and college with no p*ssy



you be posting with passion about eating diff sandwiches but u wasnt getting no p*ssy

 

[Family Lives Matter]

21 years with no buns

 

[bouncy]

@Illuminatos You're thinking too much on this, its just fukking!

This is what you do. Go to the village by NYU, and just go up to a chick you like, and let her know you like the way she looks, and want to know about her. Then just say "can we exchange numbers to get to know each other better". You have money now, so take her to a nice spot like a filafel joint, or a outside lounge. Something where you can talk, but not for long like dinner would do. Your goal is to walk around the city, and get to know her. Just be yourself, and don't be scared to be touchy feely. If she is awkward from you getting closer to her by touching her hand, or something like that, then she's not feeling you on that level. If she doesn't mind, and relax, that's your time to try and hit that. If she says no, just wait, and let her take her time to be ready for the dikk. All that rushing her to fukk is for little boys who can't contain themselves. Now, if she wants you to wait a month or more, kick that to the curb, you are too young for a serious relationship. Even a month is too long, but some chicks are REAL FREAKS, so they want to make sure you are the one she can go there with, and still date in a serious relationship. Plus, she probably has other guys hollering, so that takes up some of her time. It all depends on the chick.

Anyway, you have money now, and in NYC, so its about to turn up. Watch. In NYC, its all about Money, and confidence. You have those two things, and you eating for years! Keep some good condoms on you, and some lube. I KEEP my condoms on me where ever I go, because I don't know when shyt might pop off. I learned that from my younger years. Keep the condoms in a little carrying case, and the lube also. Just get lube sachets.

Have fun on your journey of life

 

[Gold]

no hate, but i don't know how y'all can rationalize risking all this for 30 min. - 1 hr of pleasure.

the prospect of getting setup should be enough of a deterrent. raids, jack moves, potential violence... hell nah.

Breh its like we live in this crazy post-apocalyptic world where women refuse to have sex with men willingly...


I don't know what is more amazing, the lengths and risks the OP is willing go to to get prostitute puss
Or the length and risks the OP is not willing to take to get normal puss

 

[360dagod]

I'm turning 27 next month. Still a virgin.
I could've done it a few times but i rejected it cause i'm too scared of p*ssy. Think it will be over too fast.

Once walked past the red light district but i felt so ashamed i walked past the windows as fast as i could.
I'm afraid if i do a hooker once i will do it more times after.

fam..

did you become a good dj over night or did you fukk up in the beginning?

 

[bouncy]

fam..

did you become a good dj over night or did you fukk up in the beginning?

Nice metaphor!

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

But on the real i never was looking for just p*ssy. I was looking for love.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

yean even gotta pay

just get u a 4 off a dating site for practice

 

[Neil Tyson]

@Illuminatos You're thinking too much on this, its just fukking!

This is what you do. Go to the village by NYU, and just go up to a chick you like, and let her know you like the way she looks, and want to know about her. Then just say "can we exchange numbers to get to know each other better". You have money now, so take her to a nice spot like a filafel joint, or a outside lounge. Something where you can talk, but not for long like dinner would do. Your goal is to walk around the city, and get to know her. Just he yourself, and don't be scared to be touchy feely. If she is awkward from you getting closer to her by touching her hand, or so!ething like that, then she's not feeling you on that level. If she doesn't mind, and relax, that's your time to try and hit that. If she says no, just wait, and let her take her time to be ready for the dikk. All that rushing her to fukk is for little boys who can't contain themselves. Now, if she wants you to wait a month or more, kick that to the curb, you are too young for a serious relationship. Even a month is too long, but some chicks are REAL FREAKS, so they want to make sure you are the one she can go there with, and still date in a serious relationship. Plus, she probably has other guys hollering, so that takes up some her time. It all depends o the chick.

Anyway, you have money now, and in NYC, so its about to turn up. Watch. In NYC, its all about Money, and confidence. You have those two things, and you eating for years! Keep some!e good condoms on you, and some lube. I KEEPmy condoms on me where ever I go, because I don't know when shyt might pop off. I learned that from my younger years. Keep the condoms in a little carrying case, and the lube also. Just get lube sachets.

Have fun on your journey of life

This will take a few days.

Escorts are instantaneous. Tinder is also good if you just wanna fukk.

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

fam..

did you become a good dj over night or did you fukk up in the beginning?

fukk up in the beginning. I'm still not a real DJ though. More just a beatmaker.

 

[360dagod]

But on the real i never was looking for just p*ssy. I was looking for love.

my nikka..

you were looking for heartbreak..