So I've Been Thinking Of Copping That Backpage Stimulus Package ***Update Post #349

[DatBoiHawk]

I'm turning 27 next month. Still a virgin.
I could've done it a few times but i rejected it cause i'm too scared of p*ssy. Think it will be over too fast.

Once walked past the red light district but i felt so ashamed i walked past the windows as fast as i could.
I'm afraid if i do a hooker once i will do it more times after.

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

so i'm a chatty patty now?

 

[Illuminatos]

Makes no got damn sense.

"Im 21 and a virgin...could get p*ssy if I wanted but I'm just awkward...im not ugly...so I'm gonna use backpage"

You aren't awkward enough to meet up with a random chick somewhere to fukk tho apparently and pay her. nikka gtfo, you ugly

I mean I've posted my picture on here and the females on this site said I've looked good.

I don't personally think I'm ugly but maybe other people do though. I'd give myself a high 6, low 7 but that's around average not ugly. But who knows though maybe I am ugly. If I am I can't do anything about it.

 

[Splash]

I'm turning 27 next month. Still a virgin.
I could've done it a few times but i rejected it cause i'm too scared of p*ssy. Think it will be over too fast.

Once walked past the red light district but i felt so ashamed i walked past the windows as fast as i could.
I'm afraid if i do a hooker once i will do it more times after.

for real?

 

[Gold]

Lose your virginity to a prostitute?

No wonder its so easy to get women nowadays,some of you nikkas have literally taken yourself out of the game

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

for real?

yeah, for real.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

so i'm a chatty patty now?

Nah, thats more like an uhhhh wtf in this context

 

[audemarzz]

it won't give you the experience that you actually need to acquire p*ssy though, I had a homeboy who paid for sex, I kept warning him to not do it but he said he got this. Next thing you know day after they did the deed, he started referring to her as his girl, hell even till this day he refers to her as his ex. I won't go to deep into it but whew watching it was like watching a train crash into another train then derail into a river causing a tidal wave that killed thousands of people only to have their corpses raise back up and begin the zombie Apocalypse.

I will say he paid her cellphone bill only for her to ignore his text and calls and only to find out it wasn't actually her cellphone but her brothers

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

Nah, thats more like an uhhhh wtf in this context

yeah, i know. I came out of nowhere.

 

[How Sway?]

Oh my mama life and I LOVE my mama nikka.

 

[Neil Tyson]

it won't give you the experience that you actually need to acquire p*ssy though, I had a homeboy who paid for sex, I kept warning him to not do it but he said he got this. Next thing you know day after they did the deed, he started referring to her as his girl, hell even till this day he refers to her as his ex. I won't go to deep into it but whew watching it was like watching a train crash into another train then derail into a river causing a tidal wave that killed thousands of people only to have their corpses raise back up and begin the zombie Apocalypse.

I will say he paid her cellphone bill only for her to ignore his text and calls and only to find out it wasn't actually her cellphone but her brothers

Didn't know you hang out with Drake. Appreciate the slippery slope fallacy though.

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

So do you become a different person after losing your virginity?

 

[How Sway?]

Virginmeet.com

that's not a bad idea

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

that's not a bad idea

that's a brilliant idea actually. LOL

 

[Hybrinetics]

real talk, id rather die a virgin than lose it to a hooker