So Lettuce Pray That This Ain't Another Dry Semester For A Young Breh

[Deutsche Bank]

2 days into the new semester and I might have to cop that Backpage Stimulus Package this summer.

Got new clothes, new hairstyle, new shoes. Hopefully my money hasn't gone to waste.






















































I'm in the library bored and alone so don't mind me.

You need to go spit game at a hoodrat and tell her you're in school. Go down to Family Dollar or Walmart or some shyt, and wear good cologne. Axe a bytch, Ay you know what aisle the some shyt for a car is to let her know you got a car? Then tell her your name and axe her her name then shake her little dikk beater and make small talk about being a college student and axe her whatev bullshyt her ghetto ass is into. Then tell her you post on the Coli and be like, "Hold up" and pull your dikk out in front of everybody in the store like "This is what nikkas in college do."

 

[Gold]

How can you be IN COLLEGE, and NOT be getting any p*ssy?!?

Can /thread right there.

After college, you will never again in life be surrounded by so many avaliable women of your age, education, and life goals.


If you can't eat in college, you deserve to starve

 

[Apollo Creed]

Incur student loans to have sleeping around as a priority instead of gaining skills brehs

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

You're gonna be making another "cold sore" thread, brother.

You mean he was getting cold sores and not even fukking?

 

[Quiet Magician]

I had a cute chick that liked me last semester and I ain't do nothing. That shyt has literally been eating away at me since last semester ended.

I am never gonna get an opportunity like that again.

Nothing worse than regretting the entire summer, you gotta do this shyt now fam. Imagine have a cute girl you go out with and smash over the summer.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Should've gone to an HBCU

that's the fukkin problem i went to a PWI

 

[Rack4K]

Lol@ average looking black and latino dudes not getting ass in college..

 

[360dagod]

@Illuminatos

you'd be surprised at the women who actually peep you...

This female basically had a confessional where she told me she been feeling me for a bit, but i never gave her an opening..

 

[Mind Over Thirst]

Take my advise. Something I didn't learn until I graduated. Go to the gym religiously, and shoot your shot relentlessly(off campus). Once you got your confidence up lay waste to your own campus. You can dap me know.

 

[onthereal]

You better start draining those nuts now. I'm sitting at my desk right now in the real world and I would do anything to go back in time to college. (2008-2011).

This time is PRECIOUS. Don't waste it being by yourself.

 

[The BasedFather]

I had a cute chick that liked me last semester and I ain't do nothing. That shyt has literally been eating away at me since last semester ended.

I am never gonna get an opportunity like that again.

nikka at this point you better sacrifice a goat, a chicken, pray to Allah, Zeus, Ra and Jesus because there might not be any hope for you. Unless some chick asks you out first , I don't know what to tell you. You're thinking too much. You gotta adapt that IDGAF attitude. So what if a hoe says no, fukk her and go after another hoe.


You're either a wolf or sheep and you look like food breh

 

[Madrasas]

Is it me, or is college not the never-ending orgy the media often portrays it as? I'm in my 5th year in college and haven't gotten so much as a damn hug from a woman.

 

[Mind Over Thirst]

I had a cute chick that liked me last semester and I ain't do nothing. That shyt has literally been eating away at me since last semester ended.

I am never gonna get an opportunity like that again.

Shoulda pulled your meat out. With a feast or famine strategy there are really only two outcomes.
Either
Or

 

[Trapperman Dave]

You went to jsu ?

Nah i thought about it tho

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Take my advise. Something I didn't learn until I graduated. Go to the gym religiously, and shoot your shot relentlessly(off campus). Once you got your confidence up lay waste to your own campus. You can dap me know.

Training to get on-campus p*ssy ? That's where it's the easiest

If he can't get it there, how is he going to get it off campus