So my gf wants to eat my ass

[Strapped]

No straight man would allow this

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

No straight man would allow this

OP is Gender Binary

 

[ThatTruth777]

When she gonna get upset with you... ammo

 

[SunZoo]

Be careful.

Gon have you trying to climb the wall like spiderman and shyt.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

nikka is mad hostile

No. you just on some fukk shyt. waaaahh waaahh *sissy voice with lisp* "I hate when nikkas talk like that, that shyt ain't even cute boo." GTFO my face

 

[Gonzo]

If a girl ever asked me this shyt I'm cutting off all contact. The fukk. That's not the first booty she ate... Girls don't just introduce this type of shyt without having a past with it.

 

[SuperGrizzy]

I'm spending too much time on The Coli

 

[Morethan1]

My girl and i been together for 4 months now. We matched on SoulSwipe back in February. Shes incredible...nice girl...thick af...smells nice. We are now in a relationship...Ive met her fam...shes met mine. She lives 5 hours away but we each make an effort to see eachother 3 times a month. We videochat eachother to sleep every night into the morning we text and call eachother throughout the day. I love her.

We were chilling yesterday and after we fukked we were laid up and she started sucking my dicc. She looks at me while stroking me n the following convo follows

"you want me to eat your ass?"

"Huh?"

"I said...do u want me to eat your ass"

"I mean im not gay...so yeah why not"
"Well u need to shave first"

"U mean shave my ass..then youll eat it?"

"Mmhmmm"

Brehs..ive never had my ass eaten before. Shorty and i have great intimacy. We fucc everywhere...anytime we want...her head game is on Skyy Black status...shes got the body of Ghetto Barbie...and the face and complexion of Panda Supreme...dimepiece...I eat her ass all the time. Stick my finger and tongue in her ass. We dont fucc anal though...but shes down to train her pooper wit anal beads till shes ready for the pipe in the bootyhole.What im saying essentially is if i would let any girl eat my ass..it would be her.

Any brehs here got any experience wit getting their ass ate?

How old are you?

 

[Neuromancer]

I mean do what ever you want OP no one here is gonna know whether you do it or not except you . But uh, pics of said girl. For science.

 

[TripleAgent]

Unless you really want to, don't. There's no way to look manly getting your ass eaten. Trust me, she might look at you different. You might look at yourself different too

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Shower and scrub ya ass too. You have to clean the inner part of your a$$hole. Lay back and lift one of your legs a little. Not sky high because that should be uncomfortable. Embrace the ecstasy of sensors of all those nerves around your a$$hole going off.

 

[Logic Reigns Supreme]

Demonic.

 

[Nemesis]

my dude .... its not for me

but the object of sex is to feel good ...... if you want to do it fukk what anyone else thinks.... its your life, you dont need anyones approval

when it comes to sex most people regret the things they havent done rather than the things they have

 

[Doctor Doom]

The world getting spookier every day, brehs.


Stay safe outchea

 

[Hater]

Marry her