So my gf wants to eat my ass

[Lord_nikon]

dahell

• Lord_nikon
• May 24, 2017
• dahell

dahell

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Main chicks shouldn't be eating booty, leave that to the hoes on the side. It's not gonna work out breh, let her eat your ass then break up with her.

I love when fools try to justify however, your main, was once a side. No one is safe from whorism in the western world.

 

[DOSDUMUNI]

Next it'll be a finger
Then a dildo
Then a strap-on
Then her friend "Jerome" from the beauty salon

Breh you on one-way bus ride out of Harlem, don't call when you get where you're going

It aint going anywhere past her eating it breh

No fingers

Thats where im good at

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

don't let her kiss you

 

[Karb]

He's going to get in the doggystyle position or lift his legs up butterfly so she can tongue his anal cavity.

One day you'll be someone's father.

Then after he gets too comfortable in those positions, he'll start wondering about other acts he can do in said positions
. After that it's a wrap. It's a slippery slope to outright fakkitry.

 

[DOSDUMUNI]

That's a keeper breh, cherish her

She's my baby breh

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

 

[Karb]

Play the song "no Vaseline" while she's in the room and see how she reacts

That's how you know whether she's trying to turn you out or not.

 

[Pink Slime]

It aint going anywhere past her eating it breh

No fingers

Thats where im good at

Then after he gets too comfortable in those positions, he'll start wondering about other acts he can do in said positions
. After that it's a wrap. It's a slippery slope to outright fakkitry.

Your sexuality sounds mad fragile. Do you only watch lesbian porn?

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

My girl and i been together for 4 months now. We matched on SoulSwipe back in February. Shes incredible...nice girl...thick af...smells nice. We are now in a relationship...Ive met her fam...shes met mine. She lives 5 hours away but we each make an effort to see eachother 3 times a month. We videochat eachother to sleep every night into the morning we text and call eachother throughout the day. I love her.

We were chilling yesterday and after we fukked we were laid up and she started sucking my dicc. She looks at me while stroking me n the following convo follows

"you want me to eat your ass?"

"Huh?"

"I said...do u want me to eat your ass"

"I mean im not gay...so yeah why not"
"Well u need to shave first"

"U mean shave my ass..then youll eat it?"

"Mmhmmm"

Brehs..ive never had my ass eaten before. Shorty and i have great intimacy. We fucc everywhere...anytime we want...her head game is on Skyy Black status...shes got the body of Ghetto Barbie...and the face and complexion of Panda Supreme...dimepiece...I eat her ass all the time. Stick my finger and tongue in her ass. We dont fucc anal though...but shes down to train her pooper wit anal beads till shes ready for the pipe in the bootyhole.What im saying essentially is if i would let any girl eat my ass..it would be her.

Any brehs here got any experience wit getting their ass ate?

Any tampering with your ass makes you a flaming fakkit brehain't no getting away with that. If anyone male or female places with your booty you have been emasculated. And you really going to kiss a bytch after she has had her mouth all up in your ass?good lord have mercy.

 

[GreenGhxst]

He's going to get in the doggystyle position or lift his legs up butterfly so she can tongue his anal cavity.

One day you'll be someone's father.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Do men really have a fantasy of being on all fours on the bed like a lil bih as their girl eats it?

Only fakkits roll like that, don't care what any nikka says. If you spreading them cheeks whether for a male or female you have homosexual tendencies. No hetro man wants his booty tampered with in any capacity I don't care how modernised and open sexually you are some shyt are just mad fruity.

 

[Karb]

Your sexuality sounds mad fragile. Do you only watch lesbian porn?

Foh fakkit

 

[Bart simpson]

Next it'll be a finger
Then a dildo
Then a strap-on
Then her friend "Jerome" from the beauty salon

Breh you on a one-way bus ride out of Harlem, don't call when you get where you're going

...next month's thread--"so my gf wants to introduce me to pegging"

 

[Afrodroid]

Next it'll be a finger
Then a dildo
Then a strap-on
Then her friend "Jerome" from the beauty salon

Breh you on a one-way bus ride out of Harlem, don't call when you get where you're going

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The whole premise of this thread:discust: