So my gf wants to eat my ass
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Yeah, she's eaten arse before for sure. In other words, one day, some guy is going to see you and your girl at the mall, wave, she will wave back. and then you're going to be like "who was that" and she's going to say "my friend from college" but in translation "another nikka's arse I ate" and he's going to look at you like "look at this stupid fool, his girl ate my arse many many times, I bet he's tasting my lunch from 4 months right now"
Good job breh, found yourself a winner. I bet you kissed her in the mouth yesterday.
Let's say you guys break up in 2 months, you'll be that fool in the mall waving when you see her and her new man. Knowing that she ate your arse and now she's kissing the young bull in the mouf too.
Good job breh, found yourself a winner. I bet you kissed her in the mouth yesterday.
Let's say you guys break up in 2 months, you'll be that fool in the mall waving when you see her and her new man. Knowing that she ate your arse and now she's kissing the young bull in the mouf too.
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Yes people do it. More people than you would feel comfortable knowing do it.On a purely health level tho.
Should people really be eating ass?
That "eat the booty like groceries" bar really unleashed some shyt, no pun intended.
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All sex is fun when done respectfully. Anal can be amazing when the girl is clean. Enemas are healthy for many reasons for both men and women, even if someone doesn't practice anal sex they should consider getting an enema. Especially if they eat a lot of red meat.
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Yup. I agree. A lot of folks walking around bloated and angry and don't know why.
On a purely health level tho.
Should people really be eating ass?
That "eat the booty like groceries" bar really unleashed some shyt, no pun intended.
....but then, the p*ssy and the ass are like...a finger snap away from one another.
Would you eat a delicious steak that shared a plate with a loaf of shyt or do you feel like you could safely enjoy the steak by eating around the turd?
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No they shouldn't man. Its not good at all.On a purely health level tho.
Should people really be eating ass?
That "eat the booty like groceries" bar really unleashed some shyt, no pun intended.
Think the sphincter doesn't hold millions of bacteria after water has sprayed out of it breh.
Unless you pumped rubbing alcohol into your arse, you best believe that enema is only RINSING your insides, not cleaning. It's like wiping dog shyt off the floor with a paper towel, it doesn't mean the bacteria dissipates.
Oddly enough...much like the ears, the vagina cleans itself.....but then, the p*ssy and the ass are like...a finger snap away from one another.
Would you eat a delicious steak that shared a plate with a loaf of shyt or do you feel like you could safely enjoy the steak by eating around the turd?
SeveroDrgnfli
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mmhmm. Coffee enemas were popular in The Bay. Everyone I know who got one said it improved their health more than detoxing or going vegan did. The effects are immediate and it can be done at home or by a professional.
BocaRear
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You're asking the wrong one.....but then, the p*ssy and the ass are like...a finger snap away from one another.
Would you eat a delicious steak that shared a plate with a loaf of shyt or do you feel like you could safely enjoy the steak by eating around the turd?
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Before or after I eat it? :lupegarvey: