So my gf wants to eat my ass

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Before or after I eat it? :lupegarvey:
Whenever it's 'wet' that secretion acts as a sort of towelette. You can't have tainted sperm spray into the eggs, it's sterile, the vagina is actually quite clean, but some girls don't clean properly and the bacteria over runs it, but you'll know when that happens because there will be an odor. If it smells like 'water' it's clean.
 

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She's definitely done it before :scust:

The way she just came out and asked you suggests that she's a habitual ass eater.

How does it feel to know that you've tongue kissed someone who's been eating asses since highschool, breh?

You know this technically means that you been eating other nikkas asses by proxy, right? :mjgrin:
 

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Thats pure love and it means she really cares about you and trust you.

Let her go in. But dont bend over on all fours, thats hella gay.
 

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All this drip on me
Do men really have a fantasy of being on all fours on the bed like a lil bih as their girl eats it?
No.

In fact if you start fukking with nikkas who tell you they love getting their booty played with, I hope you take responsibility if you later find out he's out here double dipping and he brings home a sick dikk and a permanently weakened immune system.:rudy:
Next it'll be a finger
Then a dildo
Then a strap-on
Then her friend "Jerome" from the beauty salon

Breh you on one-way bus ride out of Harlem, don't call when you get where you're going

Exactly, OP lost.:huhldup:

Imagine how many men's shytholes your girl has had her tounge in and mouth on.
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My girl and i been together for 4 months now. We matched on SoulSwipe back in February. Shes incredible...nice girl...thick af...smells nice. We are now in a relationship...Ive met her fam...shes met mine. She lives 5 hours away but we each make an effort to see eachother 3 times a month. We videochat eachother to sleep every night into the morning :mjcry: we text and call eachother throughout the day. I love her.

We were chilling yesterday and after we fukked we were laid up and she started sucking my dicc. She looks at me while stroking me n the following convo follows

"you want me to eat your ass?" :youngsabo:

"Huh?" :childplease:

"I said...do u want me to eat your ass":shaq:

"I mean im not gay...so yeah why not":ehh:
"Well u need to shave first":usure:

"U mean shave my ass..then youll eat it?":mjgrin:

"Mmhmmm":jawalrus:

Brehs..ive never had my ass eaten before. Shorty and i have great intimacy. We fucc everywhere...anytime we want...her head game is on Skyy Black status...shes got the body of Ghetto Barbie...and the face and complexion of Panda Supreme...dimepiece...I eat her ass all the time. Stick my finger and tongue in her ass. We dont fucc anal though...but shes down to train her pooper wit anal beads till shes ready for the pipe in the bootyhole.:takedat:What im saying essentially is if i would let any girl eat my ass..it would be her.

Any brehs here got any experience wit getting their ass ate?
A little TMI
:whoa:
 
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