So there's people who only move their bowels once a week?

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I don’t know what happened to me at the beginning of the year I usually go 2-3 times a day but at some point it got so big and hard I couldn’t push it through :merchant: I wouldn’t wish it to my worst enemy :mjcry:

Legit same shyt (:scheme:) happened to me late last year. My shyts were twice a day and normal, then one day out of nowhere, shyt was long and hard (:smh:) and ever since I still go twice, but feels like my bowels ain't emptying fully :dry:
 

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Legit same shyt (:scheme:) happened to me late last year. My shyts were twice a day and normal, then one day out of nowhere, shyt was long and hard (:smh:) and ever since I still go twice, but feels like my bowels ain't emptying fully :dry:
Same and got a prescription of laxatives
 

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hot dogs is what you supposed to have. you got caterpillars and ice cream coming out yours? :dame:


all my poop has permission from Harlem to take on any shape deemed "no homo"....
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How the hell do you shyt 2-3 times a day?:dwillhuh:

What the hell are you eating?
 

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I go once in the morning before I shower, maybe after dinner and at night before I shower. :yeshrug:
In no way shape or form is shytting once a week normal or healthy. :picard:
 

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I remember reading comments on the Coli, that there's people who take a sh*it only once a week. Like.... How does that happen :picard:


All the health risks with contipation is real. Never knew this was a normal thing for some people :dwillhuh:

This was me as a teenager
told my Dad and he looked at me like:usure:
Gave me Metamucil and cleared it right up

I also had a thing where my body would get super hot, I’d take a shyt, and be sprawled out on the floor for an hour
Very uncomfortable

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How the hell do you shyt 2-3 times a day?:dwillhuh:

What the hell are you eating?
Good food breh, I be in & out 2-3 times a day. Almost always in the early AM before I hit them weights for that clean flush, then a few hours after I eat my after workout meal and protein shake, then again, rinse flush and repeat.

I eat majority fruits and vegetables and chicken and fish, not too much beef and pork, and tons of beans like I can eat a can of beans every day and I eat them oats and eggs every day & a gallon of water.

I don't know how it is for Coli Brehettes though cause women don't take shyts right?:lupe:
 

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If you drink half a gallon of water a day, it's pretty easy to shyt 2 times a day

My body must respond differently then. I drink lots of water everyday and it never gives me the shyts. You must be eating a lot of junk or something, man.

Good food breh, I be in & out 2-3 times a day. Almost always in the early AM before I hit them weights for that clean flush, then a few hours after I eat my after workout meal and protein shake, then again, rinse flush and repeat.

I eat majority fruits and vegetables and chicken and fish, not too much beef and pork, and tons of beans like I can eat a can of beans every day and I eat them oats and eggs every day & a gallon of water.

That's what's sending you to the toilet.
 
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