So, what is Kristaps Porzingis' official nickname?

[Columbo]

Mount Porkingis

 

[Futuristic Eskimo]

Mount Porkingis

 

[GhostoftheMan]

it's a case by case scenario

 

[BlackBall]

shyt

 

[Taadow]

I'm glad you asked because I've been thinking about this!!

I refuse to learn how to say his real name.

- "Porky" (and if he turns out to be good it'll be "Porky's Revenge")
- "Taps" or "Tapsy" (when Sportcenter bites this (and they will), they can say "errbody in the club get "Tapsy")
- "Zingo Bling"

 

[HiphopRelated]

Nah, something needs to happen(maybe repeatedly) and the name come up organically

Young Sabo is a classic for that reason

 

[G-Zeus]

Krs-p

 

[Piff Huxtable]

Balla Zinga

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Shoutout to @KologeroBx for the idea

 

[PaperEnterprise]

KrisTapsPuzzis

 

[YourMajesty]

I remember some Knick fans on SOHH nicknamed Danilo Gallinari "Big Cock" so hopefully they don't go that route again

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

I remember some Knick fans on SOHH nicknamed Danilo Gallinari "Big Cock" so hopefully they don't go that route again

@Oroko Saki was this you?

 

[GhostoftheMan]

I remember some Knick fans on SOHH nicknamed Danilo Gallinari "Big Cock" so hopefully they don't go that route again

 

[kash10003]

Piffzingis if he good
Cacstap flabzingis if he ain't

 

[KnickstapeCity]

I remember some Knick fans on SOHH nicknamed Danilo Gallinari "Big Cock" so hopefully they don't go that route again

@Oroko Saki was this you?

I remember in a thread about Serge Ibaka and someone (I'm pretty sure that it had to be the GOAT Yogurt) calling him "Long dikk Ibaka" or "Big dikk Serge" or some shyt like that.



@Oroko Saki said that Yogurt called Vince Carter, "Big dikk Vince" once.

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