So, what is Kristaps Porzingis' official nickname?

[LurkMoar]

Piffzingis if he good
Cacstap flabzingis if he ain't

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[nomoreneveragain]

Kris STOPS

 

[Typical Knicks Fan]

Young Drago.

 

[Loose]

Krispi

 

[Juggalo Fred]

KPMD

PMD = Poor Man's Dirk

 

[MercuryHayes]

Porzing is Like

 

[Henry Orbit]

Mike Breen keeps calling him "The Zinger"

 

[jdubnyce]

The Zinger



I'm not creative at all

 

[Futuristic Eskimo]

I remember in a thread about Serge Ibaka and someone (I'm pretty sure that it had to be the GOAT Yogurt) calling him "Long dikk Ibaka" or "Big dikk Serge" or some shyt like that.



@Oroko Saki said that Yogurt called Vince Carter, "Big dikk Vince" once.

:mjlol1:

Breh I swear I remember it being Bulge Icocka

 

[Lakerman0834]

Best i heard was Kristap "dat ass" porzingawd

 

[ScoopNScore]

Porzinga!

Spoiler

In before cac alert for referencing Big Bang Theory

 

[Bless't]

Krispi

That's what I was gonna say. Short, smooth and has meaning.

 

[Zach Lowe]

Baezingis

 

[010101]

worldstar p*

worldstar kp**

 

[dappadonna]

I saw Styles-P posted yesterday