Mike the Executioner
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex!
They don't mind.
Frank from Bayonne views him as a good guy who can marry any of his daughters.
John from Ronkonkoma agrees.

"That Zach Wilson has a lot of awareness, Mike. I think he stands up for the little guy like me in terms of politics, and he plays the game the way it was meant to be played. Very intelligent individual.

"Nah, but John, you see, uh.....what if, uh, wait, give me a second to breathe.......*breathes heavily and smacks lips*.......what if he don't perform like he should, huh? He just got drafted.

"Then he'll be okay. I like seeing that handsome young man on my screen. The Cardinals wish they could have snatched him up.

"John, go to Grindr with that shyt. And nobody cares about the Cardinals, don't bring them up again.

"Mike, what happened? Your stutter's gone now?

"I just hate the Cardinals, John.
