Soccer player claiming he 17, when he looks 45 :dead:

[AITheAnswerAI]

Im not sayin its shopped, Im saying dudes head is so fukking big it looks shopped

Fair enough. He does have a big ass dome

 

[Carlos Huerta]

Im not sayin its shopped, Im saying dudes head is so fukking big it looks shopped

 

[Ohms Law]

Probably legit. Did a few years of elementary school in ghana and there were a couple a kids who could facially pass for someone's grandfather. Blame it on malnutrition

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

lmao you got a point but oden is a fukkin 7 foot gargoyle... like his whole body grew abnormally leading to all kinds of deformities and shyt

this soccer dude is normal height face lookin like it's in the midst of a midlife crisis. he was 17 when coming to america came out in theaters fukk him and his lyin ass

Maybe dude just drank alot.

One million bottlebags count 'em
Think they can bounce the ounce
And it get 'em
Yo black spend 288 million
Sittin' there waitin' for the fizz
And don't know what the fukk it is
An oh lemme tell you 'bout shorty
He about seventeen lookin' like 40
Treats his 40 dog better than his g
When he gets a big b-o-t-t-l-e
Oh he loves tha liquor
But look watch shorty get sicker
Year after year
While he's thinkin' it's beer
But it's not but he got it in his gut
So what the fukk
Yo niga what's up - Chuck D "One Million Bottlebags"

 

[EQ.]

Probably legit. Did a few years of elementary school in ghana and there were a couple a kids who could facially pass for someone's grandfather. Blame it on malnutrition

looks as his body tho (n/h) i don't see any distended stomach marks. He aint been malnutritioned a day in his life

 

[EQ.]

Um, did you forget Greg Olden looking like he could be brons grampa?

Who in the fukk has that many creases in their forehead at his "age"?

Yeah but dude is 7'1 so we can blame his pitutary gland for aging him and shyt, ol soccer african is a safe 5'1 claiming to be 17

 

[Bboystyle]

who the fukk was dumb enough to believe him and allow him to sign?

 

[Sinnerman]

:mjlaff2:

 

[kash10003]

nikka look like he been through two world wars and shyt

 

[Malik]

that nikka 30

 

[Ohene]

At least when Nigerians lie about their age, they only subtract 3-5 years from their actual age. This guy looks Ghanaian

he doesnt look close to a ghanaian. hes from cameroon fyi

 

[BlackMajik]

Man wtf

This mofo look like he marched with MLK

 

[Spaceman Piff]

on his third childhood

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Looks like he has a lot on his mind

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Dude time traveled,probably went to school with Pele