Soccer player claiming he 17, when he looks 45 :dead:

[YoungMoneyCashMoneyBoy]

Dude was probably scoring like pele against high schoolers on some random ass soccer field in africa before he got signed. Word got out to the team's owners about this soccer wizard and they thought they were signing a soccer prodigy. They flew out to his village, saw his face and were like Dude was like "What? I'm 17"

nikka had 35+ years to hone his skills.

 

[NYC Rebel]

nikka got my frown lines than my 78 y/o father in law

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Barry Sanders playing soccer now

 

[Lewis Black]

Dude was in the 1994 world cup under a different name

 

[Kings County]

Dude was in the 1994 world cup under a different name

where? link ?

 

[Danie84]

He looks like he was born in 1917

 

[Piff Huxtable]

He was teammates with Roger Milla!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I guess Lazio's document proof says he had the MRI scan to confirm his age

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

Apparently he was good until he released some pics on instagram.
Dry snitching is at an all time high

 

[EQ.]

His agent, Diego Tavano, told Italian newspaper La Gazzetta dello Sport: 'He had a difficult time growing up. If you talk to him you’ll realise he is in every way a 17-year-old lad.'

Minala still has a Twitter account and after the age storm sent the following message: 'Envy is the weakness of man, and those with a poor soul hurt others when you are in Serie A. Love you! Forza Lazio.'

let my breh eat in peace. he isn't hurting anybody

Teammates: Ayo Minala what is the earliest memory from your childhood?
Minala: i remember i was like 8 having to outrun british colonialists .....
Teammates:
Minala: I mean definitely watching rugrats eating Apple jacks... *close one*
Teammates:

 

[mastermind]

Turning heel on your W.African brehs Nkrumah and Garvey are turning over in their graves.

Nkrumah and Azikwe are giving me daps for not supporting the Cameroonians.

 

[Walt]

Somebody needs to photoshop this nikka face on the Old Boy movie poster.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

He looks relatively youthful in this recent picture.

This pic is taken from further away. You don't notice all the wrinkles and what not if the picture is taken further away as opposed to a up close one.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

lmao you got a point but oden is a fukkin 7 foot gargoyle... like his whole body grew abnormally leading to all kinds of deformities and shyt

this soccer dude is normal height face lookin like it's in the midst of a midlife crisis. he was 17 when coming to america came out in theaters fukk him and his lyin ass

 

[Detroit Wave]

lmao you got a point but oden is a fukkin 7 foot gargoyle... like his whole body grew abnormally leading to all kinds of deformities and shyt

this soccer dude is normal height face lookin like it's in the midst of a midlife crisis. he was 17 when coming to america came out in theaters fukk him and his lyin ass