SOHH old heads, I was having a random conversation with a coworker today and mid convo I said something that I don’t remember what it means

[flea]

I’m with my coworker doing a job and I don’t remember exactly what we were talking about and mid convo I randomly spat out “you’re pouring jelly on yourself” and he looked at me like and asked me what that meant. In that moment I realized, I forgot what that shyt meant. It’s been so long since I used that term on here that I completely forgot what it meant. I laughed it off and told him I’ll tell him later. If im not mistaken, doesn’t that shyt mean that you put yourself in a sticky situation? I just remember that funk flex said that shyt. But I can’t remember what was the backstory on that

 

[coldcall]

I never heard anyone use that before and it sounds kind of weird.

 

[flea]

I never heard anyone use that before and it sounds kind of weird.

I’m tryna do something weird with you sweet pea

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

The fukk smh. It mean you getting in your own way. Hustling backwards so to say. If you was about to get out of a ticket from a cop, but just had to say some goofy shyt to make them change they mind, you poured jelly on yourself. It also means to pour a jar of jelly on yourself in the direct sense.

 

[Kliq_Souf]

There used to be a pic of a poster actually pouring jelly on hisself

 

[Taadow]

Think of it this way:
Imagine this Yentleman you’re speaking to poured actual Jelly uponst himself.
What would he think of himself?

That’s the answer.

Honestly - you could substitute most things for the Jelly in this scenario.

 

[kingdizzy01]

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

I think it was Funkmaster Flex saying you're pouring jelly on yourself if you're still driving Dodge Chargers

 

[Wildin]

I posted on sohh. @flea @Responsible Allen Iverson

Cant remember the poster but the story was the dude made a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich and was eating it in bed and a glob of Jelly and some toast crumbs dropped on his shirt and he tried to swat it away and he hit himself in the nuts.

The detail and way he told the story was classic, cats were rollin for pages and pouring Jelly on yourself became known for getting in your own way.

I think of the story often I might search for it. I think I specifically remember him talking about toast crumbs and wearing a white beater and boxers and of course the statement 'I poured Jelly on myself" and when he went to swipe it away he hit his nuts just right and was down for the count.

 

[MJ Truth]

You’re playing yourself basically.

 

[Remy LeBreh]

I’m with my coworker doing a job and I don’t remember exactly what we were talking about and mid convo I randomly spat out “you’re pouring jelly on yourself” and he looked at me like and asked me what that meant. In that moment I realized, I forgot what that shyt meant. It’s been so long since I used that term on here that I completely forgot what it meant. I laughed it off and told him I’ll tell him later. If im not mistaken, doesn’t that shyt mean that you put yourself in a sticky situation? I just remember that funk flex said that shyt. But I can’t remember what was the backstory on that

Breh, remembering pouring jelly on yourself means you're approaching

 

[Remy LeBreh]

@Bruce Wayne

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

@Juggalo Fred

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

I posted on sohh. @flea @Responsible Allen Iverson

Cant remember the poster but the story was the dude made a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich and was eating it in bed and a glob of Jelly and some toast crumbs dropped on his shirt and he tried to swat it away and he hit himself in the nuts.

The detail and way he told the story was classic, cats were rollin for pages and pouring Jelly on yourself became known for getting in your own way.

I think of the story often I might search for it. I think I specifically remember him talking about toast crumbs and wearing a white beater and boxers and of course the statement 'I poured Jelly on myself" and when he went to swipe it away he hit his nuts just right and was down for the count.

I wish SOHH forums still existed so we could verify this...

But OP is right. I don't remember your story but it was Funkmaster Flex who said this. He used to promote Dodge Chargers heavily, then I guess some time after the sponsorship money stopped he said you're pouring jelly on yourself if you're still pushing Chargers. Chargers are still popular cars so he poured jelly on himself with that statement.

 

[RhodyRum]

That saying was corny as fukk anyway. Let it die.