Sohhhh I'm considering pretending to be gay in order to get a great deal on a sublet

[www.THUG.com]

Who tagged this mango shyt "DMV"? Oh no no no no no

 

[Pitfalls0117]

For what?

Be white and expect to fakkitry to be accepted on a majority black male website brehs.

Be personally offended by an obviously joking thread
Clown

 

[Pitfalls0117]

For what?

Be white and expect to fakkitry to be accepted on a majority black male website brehs.

Be personally offended by an obviously joking thread
Clown

 

[SonnyEMC]

Sounds like a plot for a movie

Adam Sandler is...The Investigaytor

 

[pickles]

Be personally offended by an obviously joking thread
Clown

You are the one who wants to act gay for 3 months.

 

[Mind Over Thirst]

Didn't even read the OP and I already know the deal...
Become a bottom for a place to stay brehs.

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

I got a basement room for you OP in Hyattsville, MD. Right outside of DC.

 

[Pitfalls0117]

You are the one who wants to act gay for 3 months.

You know what


I think you're trying to scare me away so you can have the sublet all to yourself

 

[Pitfalls0117]

I got a basement room for you OP in Hyattsville, MD. Right outside of DC.

pm me if you're serious

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

In certain gigs gay black males do do better. I was thinking about doing that shyt when I was doing door to door sales for this u verse gig.

discussing our deals like

Customer: "So what kind of plans do ya'll have"

Me: "We got small plans. medium plans and big plans. You look like you need a big plan. I bet you could take the entire package. HBO, Cinemax, Showtime. It's really a large package of cable channels. And the bestest thing is we have REALLY Large remotes, you don't have to look over them like the smaller model"

Customer:

 

[newworldafro]

I'm moving to DC in September because I got an internship as an investigator for a criminal defense firm. It's a good opportunity for my career but the pay is lousy (better than nothing though)

I'm only gonna be there for three months unless I get a full time offer so it's been hard to find leases that I can afford and that offer a three month contract.

So right now the best place me and my roommate found is for 630$ a month, three month sublet, but it's with these weirdo extra PC white girls who are like thirty something and proudly single... aka the type of people I avoided on purpose in college...

Anyway their offer is dope except they told us explicitly that they don't want any straight men living with them

Time running out and I gotta find a place since my job starts in less than a month. What do you think brehs? Should I attempt to pretend to be for three months in order to save $1500+ on some chuck and Larry shyt??

Gay for Stay brehs.

How you gone handle bringing home a DC chick?
Unlimited lying

 

[Geek Nasty]

Be personally offended by an obviously joking thread
Clown

Oh now you were just joking about sucking some dikk for rent

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Oh now you were just joking about sucking some dikk for rent

Telling my landlord I'm gay and lying about it doesn't mean I'm actually pulling any gay shyt

Y'all skipped a key word: pretend

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Them nikkas finna part them asscheeks in your sleep like the red sea. Buy a code lock for the bedroom. Lemme get the fukk outta this thread

 

[CopiousX]

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You cant make this sht up.....