Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[shopthatwrecks]

Just wanted to add that y'all Negroes haven't lived until you've eaten lasagna made with ground elk meat.

Shiiiiiid .. elk sausage is second ii none

 

[RhodyRum]

Shiiiiiid .. elk sausage is second ii none

 

[Sauce Mane]

No problem. Im turning him into moose steaks

Just hit the Moose with a quick combo between his eyes and he’ll be disoriented

then you do the fatality move on him

 

[staticshock]

That wonderful Hornet education strikes again eh breh? ASU failed you my guy

Country ass A&M nikkas mad cause they ain’t got heart like me & my fellow Hornet brehs

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH SPACE I HAVE TO WORK. THE LEGS GONNA BE THE WEAK LINK. GETTING TO THE LEGS IS GOING TO BE THE HARD PART. ESPECIALLY IF THE MATCH STARTS FACE TO FACE.

 

[YouMadd?]

I don't know if I'd win, but it would be the first time a human attempted top rope Hurricarana on an animal....

 

[YouMadd?]

I could honestly do it with a just spear. Our ancestors were smaller than us and hunting mamoths and sht so this is nothing. Hell, there are tribesmen In the african savanah that can put down male lions today.


You dont need fancy tools or crazy speed if you have longer reach than the animal. That knife is too short. You need one of those spartan long spears. Its made even easier if the only attack move the animal has is "charge". Just use the cage behind you as support and use that animal's own momentum to stab it in the head/neck as its pushing forward. Might break your rib on impact, but the moose would kill itself.



I think a bear is more difficult because it has more moves than "charge forward blindly".

I read the first sentence as a Goldberg spear, not the actual weapon

 

[☃ ೋ]

Gonna jump off the top of the cage like Rey Mysterio, but with knife in hand and land on the antlers

Ftfy

 

[Schadenfreude]

Country ass A&M nikkas mad cause they ain’t got heart like me & my fellow Hornet brehs

That's why y'all Hornet nikkas be trying (and failing ) to get at our women, but we ain't gonna talk about the women down on y'all campus though

 

[Higher Tech]

Thread delivered. Some of yall are hilarious and some of yall are fukkin stupid

 

[Peter Popoff]

I'd tear some moose knuckle up.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Blind the moose with the light and throw that blade with the precision of a laser cutting an ant in half. Blade goes through the moose eye and out the back of his skull. Give me my bread

 

[Silkk]

Love these type of threads




that moose

Yeahhhhhh I was drunk af last night

 

[Real]

Man I ducked that moose up and would bag rubi rose minimum 3 days later

 

[staticshock]

That's why y'all Hornet nikkas be trying (and failing ) to get at our women, but we ain't gonna talk about the women down on y'all campus though

I got a Huntsville chick on go right now. I can pop up to her crib in Auburn out of the blue & have dinner & p*ssy without asking