Somebody offers you $200 million to fight and beat a moose in a cage match

[Schadenfreude]

I got a Huntsville chick on go right now. I can pop up to her crib in Auburn out of the blue & have dinner & p*ssy without asking

Why don't you have a Hornet brehette?

 

[Lambent55]

That moose is going to f yall up.

 

[AQz]

Reality is you’re not even guaranteed to win that fight against another human so yea… I’m a gambler sign me up.

 

[The God Poster]

Man I ducked that moose up and would bag rubi rose minimum 3 days later

200 mil & that’s the best you can do

 

[IslandG]

I’d take out each achilles one at a time. Slash achilles on one leg, dash up the cage. When it calms down. Come down again and slash another achilles. Rinse repeat. The main problem is how feasible it is to hang onto the sides of the cage for long periods of time.

 

[85 East]

A moose ain't no deer. You hit a moose with a SUV or even a pick up and you're lucky to survive and walk away. It just shakes it off like the hit was a bee sting.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Shiiiiiid .. elk sausage is second ii none

first to your lips, huh breh?

 

[shopthatwrecks]

first to your lips, huh breh?

Juicy mayne

 

[Eternally Jaded]

200 mil & that’s the best you can do

Right?

Two hundred million and I'm doing at least 4 different medical seminars/conferences a year.
Gonna bag me a smart woman with a lucrative career that we can then make a family business.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

Break 1 leg and they cooked.

 

[Blown Moon]

Smh. Is this your king?

 

[steph_harden]

wrong thread

 

[Neuromancer]

I think I can get some leg kicks in.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

No way in hell I’m gon let a Moose beat me up. Them nikkas literally don’t have hands. They one dimensional as fukk and they swagless

 

[Starman]

You haven't really lived if you don't have at least $100M. Where do I sign up?