Somebody please come get Michael Irvin.

[Rick Roller 10]

Michael Irvin Said Something Incredibly Odd About An NFL Running Back




Steve Driscoll Shares His Hot Take On An NFL QB

And when we say Zeke has impressed Michael Irvin, we mean he really impressed him. Like, a lot.

In an interview with 105.3 The Fan on Monday, Irvin said Ezekiel Elliott’s running makes him want to spend some time getting intimate with…himself.

Here’s the transcript from The Dallas Morning News:

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” Irvin said. “I just love it so much.”

Irvin continued describing the Elliott’s physical style. Mercifully, he did so in G-rated terms.

 

[ALonelyDad]

 

[TKOK]

Dude jacking off to a football talk

 

[Kal El]

The thread title and the quote


That's my Hall of Fame WR

 

[Primetime21]

Mike bleeds blue and silver, a true fiend

 

[MercuryHayes]

 

[Rick Roller 10]

 

[thenatural]

Dude is a fool

 

[DaDoc04]

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

The story I told y'all about Irvin and them DFW prostitutes not so far fetched huh?

 

[UserNameless]

People tell on themselves everyday, b. All you gotta do is listen carefully.

 

[Rick Roller 10]

The story I told y'all about Irvin and them DFW prostitutes not so far fetched huh?

What story?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

What story?

aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

 

[SpursFanSinceNovember2017]

 

[malbaker86]

Predominantly white institution (PWI) is the term used to describe institutions of higher learning in which Whites account for 50% or greater of the student enrollment.

University of Oregon Students Suffer With Lack Of Diversity

In the fall term of 2014, University of Oregon’s enrollment report showed that 15,102 of its students were white, or 77.7 percent.

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