Somebody please come get Michael Irvin.

[Remote]

Mike bleeds blue and silver, a true fiend

Green and orange.

 

[Grifter]

 

[patscorpio]

Coming from an eagles fan i'd bet you fight every nikka in here too

only in dallas breh

 

[Mook]

Coming from an eagles fan i'd bet you fight every nikka in here too

Wouldn't be hard. @patscorpio is like 54 years old, but id put all my money on him in every fight.

 

[jwonder]

He's from Fort Lauderdale not Miami. Broward come get your boy

 

[The God Poster]

no bs....both hands to the sky describes my reaction completely when I heard her say it....loud as shyt too

not even gone ask

 

[Danie84]

Irvin never hides his bias unadulterated Cowboys FUKKERY, tho

 

[Big Boss]

 

[MrWestGrand]

 

[Born2BKing]

Michael Irvin Said Something Incredibly Odd About An NFL Running Back




Steve Driscoll Shares His Hot Take On An NFL QB

And when we say Zeke has impressed Michael Irvin, we mean he really impressed him. Like, a lot.

In an interview with 105.3 The Fan on Monday, Irvin said Ezekiel Elliott’s running makes him want to spend some time getting intimate with…himself.

Here’s the transcript from The Dallas Morning News:

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” Irvin said. “I just love it so much.”

Irvin continued describing the Elliott’s physical style. Mercifully, he did so in G-rated terms.

 

[Cory MBA]

aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

 

[Broad Street Bully]

aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

 

[We Ready]

 

[PortCityProphet]

nikka be watching the game with a chubby

 

[mastermind]

aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

I'm sickened by this but I don't see how this isn't plausible at least.