Somebody please come get Michael Irvin.

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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

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no bs....both hands to the sky :blessed: describes my reaction completely when I heard her say it....loud as shyt too
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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth


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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
i believe it. he seems like a nasty, perverted fukker.
 

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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth
I'm not surprised...typical cowboy degenerate behavior:coffee:
 

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aight, so I was kickin it with my fam in Arlington once and he's real cool with this socialite who's all up in the clubs, runs in these type of circles and shyt (she's mad old...talking about 36-37 at the time but she's had a ton of work done that makes her look mid 20s). So she invites us to watch the Eagles-Cowboys on Xmas eve from her dads suite. It's free so we go and kick it with her and her crew. I'm talking chicks from Playboy College edition types around. I can't recall who's broadcasting but I do know the NFL Network crew is there and one of the chicks starts going in on Irvin. Saying how he loves golden showers, pays extra for chicks to shyt on him. Just real graphic shyt. Ever since then, we been calling him shytty mouth

So basically you spreading rumors you heard from some random bird.

You've been officially banned from Harlem :dame:
 

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So basically you spreading rumors you heard from some random bird.

You've been officially banned from Harlem :dame:
I don't even like NYC b. I usually don't believe stories from whores but this one seemed honest. Plus the anger in her tone made it hella believable
 
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