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You have to successfully kill this tiger

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except you can bring along any athlete from any sport(living or dead) and
5 items from a Target superstore.
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  • No guns/explosives.
  • no electronic devices from Target
  • No bait food from the grocery section
  • If you forfeit there's a sniper that can one shot kill the tiger before it kills you but you lose the money and can only earn minimum wage for the next two years.
:jbhmm:
Who and what you bringing?:mjlit:
 
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I’m bringing Babe Ruth. Gonna hog tie him in one of those backyard sheds.
Gonna open it and hide behind the door. When the tiger goes in to fukk up that racist baseball player, I will just close it and padlock the bytch.

Using a bow and arrow thru one of the windows I kill the tiger and if the babe Ruth ain’t dead him too.

Babe Ruth

Shed
Padlock
Bow and arrows.


Pay me my fukking money.
 

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That ain't chit...give me.

- bright yellow bath towel
- rope
- lighter
- hockey puck
- hockey stick
- Wayne Gretzky

Folks don't know that a tiger is attracted to the color yellow. So I puts the towel on the ground ya see.
Then, while he excited about that, I slip a noose a made from the rope around his back left pinky toe.
I learned in Kindergarten that you gotta catch a tiger by the toe, and then he will holler.
So when starts hollering, The Great One already got the lit hockey puck on deck, and he will use all his might to shoot that mugg down the tigers' throat - which will burn his head up. Clearly, he will die from this.

I would prefer a Cashiers' Check.
 

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You have to successfully kill this tiger

giphy.gif


except you can bring along any athlete from any sport(living or dead) and
5 items from a Target superstore.
Target-Store.jpg


  • No guns/explosives.
  • no electronic devices from Target
  • No bait food from the grocery section
  • If you forfeit there's a sniper that can one shot kill the tiger before it kills you but you lose the money and can only earn minimum wage for the next two years.
:jbhmm:
Who and what you bringing?:mjlit:

Hercules

And I give him a club and watch him work.

Give me my money.
 

Obreh Winfrey

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That ain't chit...give me.

- bright yellow bath towel
- rope
- lighter
- hockey puck
- hockey stick
- Wayne Gretzky

Folks don't know that a tiger is attracted to the color yellow. So I puts the towel on the ground ya see.
Then, while he excited about that, I slip a noose a made from the rope around his back left pinky toe.
I learned in Kindergarten that you gotta catch a tiger by the toe, and then he will holler.
So when starts hollering, The Great One already got the lit hockey puck on deck, and he will use all his might to shoot that mugg down the tigers' throat - which will burn his head up. Clearly, he will die from this.

I would prefer a Cashiers' Check.
I think you need to go back to kindergarten because if he hollers, you gotta let him go :skip:
 
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