SPIN: I Take a Shower After Every Sh!t

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

If you learned to wipe properly, then you won't have fecal matter around your anus; Clean yourself, and move on; To shower after every bowel movement is ridiculous

breh...there will still be the smell there....but hey...you arent the only one...everybody has different levels of cleanliness....

you just a dirty azzed nikka...literally.

 

[Illuminatos]

Ehh that's why I try to take my shyts before I shower.

 

[Dooby]

My body is trained for that not to happen. When I was in Basic, I didn't shyt the first two weeks, although others said they had the same issues.

You were in the white man's military

 

[LionofJudah]

You were in the white man's military

I had a JOB, yes.

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

I think it's time for us to stop with the unreasonable germaphobia.

Yea', if you take a bad one, yea, shower. But, if you takin' 3 showers a day, you're doin' more harm to your body than good.

Soap and water isn't the end all be all to cleanilyness, anyway. I've read doctors aren't allowed to shower before surgery because shower just move harmful bacteria around.

Breh, you shyt 3 times a day?

Soap and water may not be the end all be all but it's better than nothing.

the feeling of taking a good shyt before you hop in the shower is the best. never felt cleaner.

I'm sayin! The relief of dropping the bomb then the freshness of a clean shower afterward

It's not all about germs.

 

[Dooby]

I had a JOB, yes.

Wait, do you not see anything wrong with being the military?? Being the white man's muscle??

 

[Illuminatos]

Clorox Wipes>>>>>>>>>>>>

The same Clorox Wipes I clean my Macbook with?

 

[Easy-E]

Breh, you shyt 3 times a day?

Soap and water may not be the end all be all but it's better than nothing.

No, I don't and my morning routine is toilet/shower, too

Just, it'll get crazy if you did

Look, I'm on the side that thinks "Tissue-Only" is

 

[LionofJudah]

Wait, do you not see anything wrong with being the military?? Being the white man's muscle??

Well, do you see anything wrong with paying taxes to the white man? You have to, or your ass is going to prison. While the military isn't the same thing necessarily, it had nothing to do with 'fighting for my country' or any of that bullshyt. It was a job, nothing more or less. Not to mention, I worked in an office everyday. I wasn't a grunt.

 

[Tunez]

The same Clorox Wipes I clean my Macbook with?

 

[Easy-E]

Well, do you see anything wrong with paying taxes to the white man? You have to, or your ass is going to prison. While the military isn't the same thing necessarily, it had nothing to do with 'fighting for my country' or any of that bullshyt. It was a job, nothing more or less. Not to mention, I worked in an office everyday. I wasn't a grunt.

I think the whole "Only c00ns get into the military" is as about as goofy and narrow-minded as thecoli gets.

 

[LionofJudah]

I think the whole "Only c00ns get into the military" is as about as goofy and narrow-minded as thecoli gets.

Well, I look at it like this. In theory, there's nothing wrong with a nation having a military. Now, what that military is used for is a separate issue. I wouldn't recommend joining to any so-called minority, but it's not like I'm not going to understand someone wanting to support themselves. Whether it's college, the military, or private sector, you're supporting this system one way or the other.

 

[DrX]

im like that too....i only shyt before showers or before i go to bed

 

[Ego Noir]

A Hebrew Israelite is in the United States military:shaqlaugh:

Why should anybody ever take anything these dudes say seriously especially that clown

b-b-b-bu-but its a job. This is hilarious

 

[LionofJudah]

A Hebrew Israelite is in the United States military:shaqlaugh:

Why should anybody ever take anything these dudes say seriously especially that clown

b-b-b-bu-but its a job. This is hilarious

What makes you think I identified myself as an Israelite when I was in? This was 10 years ago. But of course, an idiot will always try to make a case out of nothing.